Sara O.
Yelp
A Review for the Saturday Night Nineties Night!!!!!!
Visiting the Crystal Ballroom and Lola's Room was an historic treat. The 80's night in the Crystal Ballroom was incredible, like going to a dance party at the SF Fillmore, but I can't say the same for the 90's night in Lola's Room. The 90's night is like chaperoning your little sister's 1999 middle school dance party, while missing your own. Imagine a bunch of mediocre dressed 28 year girls enthusiastically dancing to: The Backstreet Boys, Brittany Spears, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, and "I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World." While you're thinking, "Why the fuck is he playing the worst shit of the 90's!" My boyfriend and I stayed for two hours, and the best shit the dude played was some Biggie Smalls; I was surprised.
I'm 34, and am old enough to recognize the good music that bloomed out of that awesome decade. So, if I attend a 90's night, I want to feel like I'm on the scene of Reality Bites, not the Bye Bye video!!! The 30+ year olds will most likely be expecting to hear some good 90's artists, like Nirvana, Portishead, Madonna's Vogue, The Cranberries, Sleater Kinney, Daft Punk, PJ Harvey, Deee Lite, Oasis, Blur!!!! I mean, how can you not play Blur's "Boys and Girls" song????!!!! Who ever that dj was, needs to call his dance night, "Your shitty 1999 Junior High School Dance Party That You Missed, Because it SUCKED ASS!" All you folks who were old enough to know what was good, do your self a favor and wait for 80's night.