Sara P.
Yelp
We visit Loom on a pretty regular basis, almost every Saturday after dinner. The friendly, authentic bartenders know our orders, sometimes placing our go-tos down on the bar-top before we even sit down. One bartender is so attuned to our behaviors, he'll know by our body language and facial contortions that maybe we don't want our "go-tos" on a particular night...and offers up a suggestion instead of my typical Loom boulevardier. That's how freakishly psychic and great Loom is and why we go back almost every week, hoping for bar-top stool seats, absorbing the good vibes under pink lighting, and honing our introverted eavesdropping over the best, diverse range of bar conversations (from f-you quips to pet eulogies to philosophical monologues to debates over the best local tenderloin).
If you're new to Loom:
1) Underberg consumption is supported and indulged. You should most definitely try an Underberg for the first time at Loom if you haven't before. It's a safe space for Underberg newbies, and a regular is likely to put your Underberg on their tab...that's how much this place's culture cares about you trying an Underberg, disliking it at first, then slowly realizing how wrong your tastebuds are...and ordering another...and another.
2) Know that all their liquors are house-made and more limited, and cans of non-draft beers are also limited. The draft list is small, but is, as they say, "curated"; a mix of house-brewed (ie Black Circle), local, and regional brews (sometimes from my favorite Prairie Artisan Ales). So liquor-wise, just know you can't have a Jagerbomb, tequila-based anything, or Jack n' Coke, but you can have something probably approximate to it (and much better-tasting). Don't be a fussy jerk about it and go with the flow. The newest seasonal cocktails are pretty delicious and dangerously easy to imbibe, because of cucumber flavor trickery.
3) There are a few pinball machines and retro arcade games on site, if that's your jam. Plus, industrial laundry machines, if you need a much more diverting place to catch up on your washing (rather than the typical depressing, beige laundromat).
4) There's a tv or two, but they probably won't be showing any popular, seasonal sports ball games 95% of the time.
5) If you need food to combat the cucumber-infused cocktail mindgames, the BB&B food truck recently set up shop behind Loom and has a fry-heavy menu of stuffed donuts, sopapillas, corndogs, burgers, and other greasy things to mop up the booze; it's a pretty excellent match with Loom. In full transparency: My partner has always fan-boy'd the BB&B truck, donated money to its Kickstarter, and even has his name on the truck's exterior. However, he never received his Kickstarter reward of two (2) loaves of bourbon raisin spice loaf, so we consider ourselves only semi-ethically compromised in our positive bias towards BB&B.
Anyhoo, go to Loom because it's our favorite local neighborhood bar, with affordable quality-tasting drinks, welcoming staff, and mood lighting that hides your pores. I'd give 6 stars if Yelp let me.