Leondre I.
Yelp
I walked into Louie's Piano Bar with two simple dreams: to hear "Muppet or a Man" and "Brain Stew." I tipped. I smiled. I made eye contact with the pianist like, hey, you see me, right? I was promised my songs were coming. Hours passed. People came and went. Couples fell in and out of love. The bartenders aged ten years. Still... no Muppets. No Stew. Just betrayal, piano-style.
It felt like being ghosted, but by live music. Do you know how painful it is to sit there, hopeful, clutching your drink, only to hear "Sweet Caroline" for the third time instead?
If you're into catchy crowd-pleasers and being personally victimized by the request basket, this is your place. Otherwise, prepare to be humbled.