Jeff B.
Yelp
(Tookout 06/22/2024 SA @ 4:00pm): I would suspect a place like this was more high than low fidelity!
In my quest to explore the various cuisine scenes throughout Jersey City and specifically the Heights, I decided to make a second attempt to try Low Fidelity, a name that caught my attention. My first attempt was with a dear friend and our "lil black beast" just over a year ago when we were rudely and unceremoniously denied entry while the front door was closed on us right when they opened because they didn't allow dogs. Trust me, at the time their Yelp page noted they were pet-friendly, so we went. After that abomination, I thought I was crazy to ever consider another visit, except this time I was on my own and the furry family member was safely at home. Would I meet another lowness of fidelity with this business!?
PURCHASE
3pc Bonzai BBQ Ribs ($15.00): A meal that consisted of pork ribs, cheddar grits, Japanese BBQ sauce, and a secret spice, the ribs were small, nicely seasoned, and tender. I didn't receive a separate BBQ sauce if that was to be the case, or if it was used as a marinade. I was more fond of the cheddar grits with its creamy thick consistency and texture and stick-to-you-ribs heartiness. https://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?userid=8jVT2inwc8GIQ6sH2UG9Vw&start=24&select=M9RyOMHbBe22303iLknY9Q
10" Thuper Thupreme Detroit-Style Square Pizza ($19.00): Pizza should seriously be the "5th food group"! Detroit-style pizza seems to be having a moment in recent years. Crafted with sweet sausage meatballs, pepperoni, spicy sausage, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, black olives, marinara, oregano, and mozzarella cheese and cut into six slices, this was certainly more toppings and meat than I was used to, but I was dawn to the name (drawn marketing!). This square mess (see the picture; the box was even constructed backwards!) was greasy, thick, and not piled-on as I thought it would be with the extensive toppings listed. Thankfully, I enjoyed this pizza as it came in hot and made two meals out of it. I liked the burnt crispy edges and the gooey cheese. Aesthetics aside, once I got it home, this was a damn good pie! https://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?userid=8jVT2inwc8GIQ6sH2UG9Vw&start=24&select=lZQrEpswg5jMJAnFixyI0w
Lightspeed Restaurant Online Service Fee ($1.01): Convenience with a cost...
SERVICE
I easily placed/paid my order online for a designated pick up time. When I arrived, I was greeted by a friendly young woman who quickly retrieved my food, thanked me for the order, and wished me a good day. All was easy-peasy and greatly appreciated!
PARKING (FREE; N/A this instance)
This was a moot point since I walked. Although I didn't notice any parking lot, there seemed to be plenty of spots along the main drag of Palisade Ave. and all surrounding side streets - nuff said.
ATMOSPHERE, DÉCOR, AMBIENCE
An open spacious floorplan with the long bar as its focal point lined with stools on all sides and an assortment of small tables/chairs along the walls, and minimal decorations throughout, the interior had an old-school modern feel to it. There was an outside back patio, but I didn't venture out that way. Decent natural lighting came through the shaded front windows and door while crafty electric ceiling lights filled in the rest. I noticed a couple of TVs around the bar while rock music played in the background music. https://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?userid=8jVT2inwc8GIQ6sH2UG9Vw&select=Uzu8zm1a3QSP8GtcRWDBhQ
ATTIRE
Totally casual, so I would normally be in a t-shirt, boardshorts, and flip-flops.
OVERALL
I liked but certainly didn't love Low Fidelity, but I would consider another visit for something different on their menu which was more than just pizzas. Apparently, they made some killer cocktails, and by the look of the bar, that seemed true. I felt the prices were elevated, portions a tad small, and I would never forget how my friend, our dog, and I were treated the first time regardless of this recent visit. The dude was a complete a-hole and hoped he no longer worked there! Plus, I always preferred to support small mom & pop businesses. I found fairly good value based on the prices, service, and experience noted above (TOTAL paid experience was around $37.00 BEFORE any discounts and/or tip). And, they accepted my credit card of choice... AMEX! 3.5 STARS