Andrew G.
Yelp
After reading all of the spectacular reviews of Lucano's I was so excited to go here to have a really nice dinner out with a friend, only to be completely devastated by the food preparation. Although the service was impeccable and easily the best I've had almost anywhere in Rochester, the two EXTREMELY over-cooked, over-priced fish entrees ruined my entire evening. When fish requires *force to cut through* instead of flaking away beautifully, you just know something's wrong. Maybe it was my fault for having such high expectations, but I have not been let down so hard in a very long while.
At the beginning of the meal, the really great wait staff brought us bread and EVOO + fresh herbs, which was really nice, but I was let down because the bread was cold, dry, and hard, likely having been sitting out all day. It also didn't seem homemade, which is upsetting when you're supposedly eating at a "fine dining" ITALIAN establishment. Conversely though for an appetizer we ordered the octopus-grapefruit-frisee-candied walnut salad which was easily the silver lining of the whole evening. The octopus was tender, not at all overcooked, and the salad was fresh and acidic. It probably could've used for some extra fat to cut the sourness (like some sort of cheese), but that's being picky. This appetizer was hands down the best part of the meal by 1,000,000 miles.
For dinner, we had the salmon and coravina fish specials. The salmon was served with a spicy red wine tomato sauce, and the coravina came with a burnt-lemon kalamata olive artichoke sauce. Although both dishes were plated very rustically (which was a nice change of pace), both fish were so dry and overcooked that I simply have no words. I could not cut through my friend's coravina with a fork alone. I needed to use a knife to get through it, and when I tried to swallow it I had to chew it like bubble gum so it would actually go down my throat. When paired with the overly salty lemon sauce and cheap vegetable medley on the side, I knew there'd be no saving this train wreck. The highlight of the entrees was definitely the red wine spicy red sauce with the salmon, which was also overcooked, but thankfully not quite to the disastrous level of the coravina.
For dessert, we shared a slice of their double chocolate mousse entremet. I have to say it was OK, but the chocolate flavor was very mild (note: not subtle - it was mild. There is a difference.). I had some hopes since the desserts looked homemade, but I'm sad to say it also ultimately fell flat for me.
After this circus of failures and mishaps, we were finally faced with a $105 dollar bill for an appetizer, two glasses of wine, two entrees, and a dessert. Absolutely unbelievable for the horrifically poor quality of food we received (barring the octopus). I would not wish this food on my worst enemy.
Two out of five stars, ONLY because of the lovely owners. Based on the food alone, my presence will never be seen here again. Even now, I'm still shaking my head in disbelief and will caution all of my friends to run away as far as they can should they ever consider dining here.