Aaron F.
Yelp
This is not a place for the polite. This is not a place to schmooz. This is a place to get wasted and listen to punk rock because life is too short to be bougee all the time. I guess if you want to hang here and talk about TV shows, its a normal spot. Otherwise, the bathroom is grimy--like Rick Grimes covered in zombie parts in season 1 grimy. The food is like "well, whatever, here's a fridge, there's a stove, and there's a deep-fryer, so lets take this half of the stuff in the fridge and put it on the stove, and the other half, lets put that in the deep fryer, then drop in a styrofoam box...screw it just hand them some food, they're drunk, they'll eat it".
And that's not a bad thing. That's the best thing ever sometimes. Almost always, actually, if you drink as often as I do. SO KUDOS TO THE BEST DAMN DIVE BAR ON THE AVENUE!
Get dirty on down in the dirty dirty, da big sleazy. There's a side of this gritty city that you'll never see, don't want to see, can't see. You gotta experience it. You know, its that feeling when DirtyRice walks on stage and the crowd goes nuts over an acoustic rendition of "Shine on You Crazy Diamond".
ok...so out-a-towners beware, this place obviously makes all the money its needs to in order to have a profit for the whole year during the two weeks of Mardi Gras. After that, they just wing it for 11 months. Because, locals will show up eventually to drown away their anxieties, like not making any money, and living with the fear that someone is going to go AWOL around the corner, because that happens here, tourists, I'm talking to you, that does happen.
Open Mic Thursday nights, WOO HOO! That's what's up guys. This city has so much talent, and so much unexplored talent that's waiting to get some exposure, maybe meet the Simon to their Garfunkle, their Crosby to their Nash and Steele and Young, their Kanye to Paul Simon...Establishments like this help keep the raw music life alive! Its a bar that can only be lived, and not understood. Its quintessential. Its a cultural icon. A beacon of hope. Play live music here, and maybe get Lucky, and get discovered...