Ty S.
Yelp
absolutely the most fun nursing home you'll ever visit!
Lutz Tavern is a historically old bar, known as an founding institution of the woodstock neighborhood we know today. Serving as the local watering hole for many, many years, Lutz tavern is the kind of place many people want to spend their evening with their coworkers and friends, building relationships within the community we all live in.
Unfortunately, Lutz Tavern does not like this, nor do they encourage it, and they do everything in their power to make sure as little people as possible come in through their doors. If you are under the age of 95, the wannabe Rockabilly bartenders will manhandle and try to break your ID, and come up with any excuse to not serve you. but only after they are done talking to their grandpa, and only If you manage to make it through the series of riddles, and only then will you be met with eye rolls and some of the worst service imaginable. you know when a bartender wants to let you know you're in the wrong neighborhood? that you arent welcome in my bar? THATS the lutz tavern experience.
and if you're one of the few, lucky, selected coveted few who make it through their very intense security screening, you will be met with some incredible scenery:
about 5-15 people between the ages 65-100, all hunched over the bar like a tweaker hunched over on the street, lights (i never thought i'd say this, but somehow) too dim, and decor that was tacky and ugly 40 years ago. cannot wait until this place is turned into a parking lot or a mcmenamins.
Honestly, just go across the street to Pizza Roma. they have a full bar in the back and full restaurant in the front. or even better, give your support to Delta Cafe next door if they're open. both of these places make make much better drinks and spend their time making customers happy instead of bowing down to and sucking off the most corrupt liquor commission in the US.
(also if you go through other reviews, you will see that they have a LONG history of discrimination. Personally haven't experienced this as I'm a white male but its very clear they only cater to a VERY particular clientele and will proudly run themselves out of business before changing their ways)