Vicki Fox
Google
That Burger Was Impossible! I have no idea how I even ordered it! I arrived at M Burger restaurant after traveling through an interdimentional time vortex, my Delorean was in the shop. After touching the door handle the next thing I remember is standing at the counter in a fever dream state while I experienced an outer body experience. The being at the counter was jabbering in a foreign tongue the likes of which my ears could not decipher, but they seemed to know exactly what I ordered by reading my thoughts directly. My receipt would be faxed to home at a later time. My body somehow wound up in a hard wooden seat that appeared to be freshly varnished. I was back in my body but felt as if my arms were on opposite sides of my body. When my eyes were able to focus again the burger I had ordered had somehow appeared in front of me. This Burger seemed to look like a hologram made of ocillating triangular polygons suspended in a matrix, nevertheless it looked delicious. I fazed my hands up through the table and tray and firmly grasped this impossibly of modern scientific engineering with both of my lobster paws and brought the molecular nourishment to my food hole. Once I had inserted the meat disk and the molecules entered into my taste experience my brain began to transport through endless corridors of mind altering flavor. I witnessed my body each molecule aging into an elderly state, only to regress back into a newborn baby like newness with each bite. My nose seemed to smell fresh flowers, Christmas, gunpowder, and nitrous oxide at the same time. I entered into a dimension where bovine had over taken the planet and put humanity into concentration camps , drinking their milk and eating their flesh as we had done to them. I understood their anguish. My third eye exploded with unseen colors beyond the spectrum of all visible light I had ever witnessed. I could hear my future self ordering another impossible burger in the near future and paying with the only currency available after the Trumpwars, Bitcoin. All in all I think that this burger represents a new era in the evolution of humanity and all sentient beings in the universe. It shall usher in a new era of peace and prosperity for the world, along with the Wim Hof method.