Ryan G.
Google
Saw their post on Instagram for 4th of July pre-order pies and thought, “Eh, why not?” Well, turns out that was the best decision I’ve made all year—possibly my life. This apple pie didn’t just slap... it saluted the flag while singing the national anthem. 🇺🇸
Perfectly sweet, not toothache sweet. And that crust? Bro... that crust was so buttery and flaky, I considered proposing. I ate it with the homemade vanilla ice cream it came with and immediately ascended to a higher plane of dessert existence. 🤤🤌🏼
I honestly wish I had bought 100 of them. Next time, I’m bringing a U-Haul. Pre-order pies? More like pre-order happiness. Can’t wait for the next drop. My stomach and I will be ready. 👨🏼🍳🥧💥