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As 50 Cent said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5aa1U7Idww
I got the Magic Cup
I know if I can drink once, I can drink twice
I come here with the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you Maaagic Cup
(What? What?) Maaagic Cup
I got the Magic Cup
Hey Yelpers. Her legs are much cleaner than your hands, arms, and purses, all of which are on the tables. So get over yourselves. I know you like to think your sh** don't stink, but if it didn't, it'd be Magic Crap.
And she's the baddest chick, so like I could tell her to stop doing that crap anyway. As. If.
I asked a big burly cop outside here, if he could play hide the salami with me, and he made the entire salami disappear. Oh wait, that was a "Magic Cop."
I was first aware of magic up in Dallas because they have a location there. I tried the Houston one a couple of years ago and didn't really fall in love. I thought it was good not great and my sexy girl didn't like it at all.
My dog can actually do tricks. She's a "Magic Pup."
However they kept sending her nice Instagram comments on her awesome flashy porn nails and heels - we loved the comments, and we gave them another try recently and realized that we really didn't know what we were talking about. Yes some of the products are too sweet and yes not all of their crazy concoctions and Innovations are to our taste. But they're actually really good. And such lovely, lovely people. They never kick people out, even after closing. So not used to this kind of sweet service in these parts.
Harry Potter was only a hero because of his "Magic Cape" by the way.
And they have a drive thru! Which I never use, but you might.
And if your summer camp at school had a lot of mushroom usage, then it was a "Magic Camp."
And I do think they make good milk tea - and they do make absolutely excellent Vietnamese coffee which is not a surprise since this is one of the top items on the menu. Some of their fruit Innovations are excellent but a little sweet for her taste. We're still working our way through the menu and at the moment we're coming here at least once a week so that we can try lots of different stuff.
My kittens are literally flying around the room right now. That was some truly "Magic Catnip" I have them."
It has even forced its way into our regular bubble tea rotation which is very very hard to do because we have extremely high standards so even though it's not one of our absolute favourites in Houston, the service and ownership are second to none - and this place does a great job of social media marketing - and the drinks are damn good too, especially the Vietnamese coffee style products.
And if you'd like me to put my Magic C*** in your Magic Cup, I'm free 2 weeks from Thursday. Call me maybe.
But only when it's half past five.
Now speaking of Magic Cups, this one is about my gf, by Lil Kim:
I got the Magic Cup
I know if I get sipped once, I get sipped twice
I am the baddest chick
Shorty you don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you Maaagic Cup
(What? What?) Maaagic Cup, uh-huh uh-huh
I got the Magic Cup