Fox E.
Yelp
This policeman keeps randomly materializing in front of my eyes and telling me to get a Viet Iced Coffee. Must be a Magic Cop.
And... My dog can actually do tricks. She's a "Magic Pup."
There are two locations of Magic Cup and I have been to the newer one many times. It's in Houston. Only recently, finally, I tried this location. Their AC is not great and their employees are a little on the roadside. I mean rude side, but if they had to hitchhike, they'd also be on the roadside.
But yeah, they were kinda rude to us, several times. Some of them anyway. The Houston one is famous for being really friendly and never kicking us out even after closing time. These guys didn't quite kick us out but I wouldn't say they were very friendly about us being there 15 mins before close time. You could tell they couldn't wait to get out and the girl that was cleaning up around us could not have been banging the chairs onto the tables and sighing to herself and being passive-aggressive more loudly.
Harry Potter was only a hero because of his "Magic Cape" by the way.
And if your summer camp at school had a lot of mushroom usage, then it was a "Magic Camp."
Also they have two different types of roast for their Vietnamese Iced Coffee - which we've never encountered at the Houston one - and I guess we picked the wrong one because it was a little too dark and strong and I don't remember the location in Houston ever giving us anything like that. Or even giving us the choice of the dark roast or otherwise.
My kittens are literally flying around the room right now. That was some truly "Magic Catnip" I have them."
Based on the service and the iffy drink, it should receive 3 stars, but they are incredibly friendly on the internet, and their Houston location is a 5 star place, so I'll give them 4, and we'll try it again, and see if it does indeed deserve 3, or even 5, or if 4 is good for keeps.
And if you'd like me to put my Magic C*** in your Magic Cup, I'm free 2 weeks from Thursday. Call me maybe. But only when it's half past five.
I'll let 50 Cent finish the review:
I got the Magic Cup
I know if I can drink once, I can drink twice
I come here with the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you Maaagic Cup
(What? What?) Maaagic Cup
I got the Magic Cup
and Lil' Kim, singing about Barbie:
I got the Magic Cup
I know if I get sipped once, I get sipped twice
I am the baddest chick
Shorty you don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you Maaagic Cup
(What? What?) Maaagic Cup, uh-huh uh-huh
I got the Magic Cup