RamblingRambler
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I thoroughly enjoyed my stays at La Residence and Birkenhead House (hotels under the same ownership as Royal Malewane) so when the manager at La Res heard I was going to Singita in Kruger, I was open to his suggestion that I stop for a short stay at their Waterside lodge en route.||My alarm bells should have started ringing however, when I discovered, after several hours of WhatsApping their reservations department, that the manager's claim that they "price slightly under Singita" was simply not true - in fact, it wasn't even close to true. The property is far more expensive than Singita (which itself is a super premium bracket). The price seemed so ridiculous to me that I cut my intended 2 night stay to a 1 night stay - which was directionally correct, only what I really should have done was given it a miss altogether. But at that point I had invested so much time in back and forth with Waterside and Singita that I stupidly went ahead with the booking. I somehow duped myself into thinking that in order to justify by far the highest price I've paid at any lodge in the last several months of travelling in Africa, it must be exceptional.||It isn't. It's far less nice than the other properties in the Royal Portfolio (not to mention the vast majority of other places I stayed too) - the location is really quite unremarkable (especially now that I'm at my next stop, Singita Lebombo, which by contrast has an absolutely stunning vantage point and surrounding views of Kruger), and the design style that works really well in La Residence, just doesn't have the same effect at Waterside, with much cheaper materials used throughout the property (especially the very canteen-like floors, compared to lovely natural thick wood planks I've seen at countless other camps on my trip). My room (4) was very spacious, but otherwise so uninviting that I really didn't want to spend any time there, and it had a very dull view. It also had a really awful smell to it, that I assume was meant to be some sort of incense or fragrance, that was totally overpowering and for me pretty nauseating. ||The one good thing that Waterside has which is a rarity, is a properly heated pool. But even that turned into a disaster, when one of the side jets had such a bizarrely strong suction mechanism that it caught my finger in a really painful way as I walked past it, and tore some of the skin off. I've never had an experience like that in a pool - there's a much worse accident waiting to happen than what I got away with, the force felt strong enough that it could possibly break someone's finger if caught at an awkward angle. ||In short, I am utterly baffled how Waterside is getting away with pricing the way it does (although maybe it isn't entirely, since it was nearly empty when I was there, while my next stop in Singita is at max capacity). The amazing thing is, I paid a so-called "discounted" rate to their regular price (according to them at least), but even that rate (which was roughly $3,870 for a ONE NIGHT stay during off-season, with transit from Joburg) was by a mile the highest I've paid anywhere, and the camp is not close to the atmosphere of places I've paid less than 1/3rd of the price to stay at. Even more incredible for the price point - it doesn't even come with a private vehicle! It really just left me wondering where on earth all that money went. The only reason I am not rating it 1 star is because my guide, Nik, was excellent and made the game drives enjoyable. Maybe the other properties in Royal Malewane are better - I don't know, but after this experience, I'm not planning to find out. If you are in the area, go to Singita Lebombo instead without a second thought. It is far, far better for a lower price.