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I know you hated my last review. I falafel about it. But this one will be better, hummus believe me.
While it doesn't rock my world and blow me away and keep me running across the river the way it did at one point, this is still some of the best Middle Eastern food you will ever eat in your life. It's amazing and heavenly and very very well made, and the prices are still incredible, the way they were a long long time ago.
What to get: Pita combo with Falafel and Shawarma
Why this Mamoun's: Best service and best food of any location
Whenever I'm down Jersey way
There's only one thing I can say
To my b*tch (named Karma),
"Let's go get Shawarma",
And we eat Mamoun's every day!
I think the best thing about my moons (I mean Mamouns) is the combination of all the different stuff they put in your pitas. We're talking about some of the best toppings imaginable for beautiful fluffy open pita bread (the only kind worth stuffing with anything really), and this is the kind of food that really blows me away.
Our leadership system is broken
And our deepest fears all are unspoken
But when it comes to food
It would be f*cking rude
To not come to Mamoun's of Hoboken!
Then there's also the excellent selections of lemonade and other exotic drinks - the mint lemonade is second to none. I'm a massive fan and you probably will be too when you come here and try this.
If the employees thought my mother was a cow (they may do by now), it'd be Ma-moos.
My best experiences of Mamoun's of Hoboken are when I leave Buffalo shortly before midnight, and then still manage to miraculously make it to this location before they close, which is 5am on Fri and Sat. Not a lot of people can do that drive in that time (and without even getting a ticket on that route, yet). Especially in bad weather.
If Bart Simpson and Eric Cartman were regulars here (Eric is a regular everywhere), they'd be Ma-toons.
I actually managed to roll in here by about 4.47am before a 5am close, after a 5-hour-high-speed drive from Buffalo. Not only did they serve me, but gave me a bunch of free stuff. Customer service was absolutely exemplary. Quite the opposite of that waitress in Syracuse. Mamoun's has some of the best customer service anywhere. Lovely guys. It rocked my world because after all that time on the road, you don't want to get there and find it's closed 15 minutes early, like many places do or would.
If they sold digital songs whereby the artist got almost no profit, they'd be Ma-itunes.
Hummus World (Long Island) was the best until it closed down. Mamoun's is the best that is still alive, it's exemplary and incomparably delicious. I pita the fool that disagrees. Get the shawarma and falafel combo in a pita. It's just $6.50 and stuff it with *everything*. When I say everything, I mean pickles, hummus, crazy flavourful bits n pieces of spiced veggies, drizzled with tahini. It comes together into an absolute miracle.
If all the guys in here had a crush on me (or my Mum), they'd be Ma-Swoons.
They do have other stuff like Kofte and Chicken. But I'm never able to stray from the tried and trusted Shawarma + Falafel combo in a Pita. It's so good.
If you saw Tom Green's fave bird here, they'd be Ma-Loon's. And that's not very fun. When you always expose your bum. Or rather your Mum. Or rather she exposes her own Bum. Maybe it's where I get it from.
In any case, I like to put my bum on things. It's fun for everyone.
As well as the ridiculously low price (NYC area and yet 6.50 for a stuffed pita full of heaven), there's the added bonus of their hours. 5am on Fri and Sat, and 1, 2 or 3 on other nights. So you can come for breakfast if you're insane and up early. The MacDougal Manhattan location is open til 5am every night!
If they closed at 12pm instead of 5am, they'd be Ma-noon's.
Mamoun's is my favourite pita kebab in all of NY-NJ, and possibly in the USA.
And I can't take my mother anywhere. I've driven her to Jersey on at least 666 occasions, and every time, she exposes her bottom to the staff. Some of them think it's gross, some think it's funny, and that one creepy hairy guy in the back seems to actually enjoy it a little bit too much, if his burly grunts are anything to go by. I don't know why my "Ma moons" them but what I do know is, it's become so famous here in Ho-boken, that they have renamed the restaurant after these predictable moonings, accordingly.
When I bring her here, Barbie swoons
Imagining the desert, the golden dunes
And always dresses like the world's finest poons
Whenever I bring Barbie to Mamoun's.