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I've never found a woman's hat on this bridge. I've been across here so many times and yet, no, not a single female hat. I don't know why. Honestly, it irks me. I feel like, by now, I should have found one. But nope. Nary a single female hat. However, I have - on several occasions - found a "Man Hat On Bridge." In fact, that is how this bridge got it's name.
Speaking of a man hat, I just met a super cute guy tonight, does anyone happen to have a spare Trojan or Durex? I'm not picky. About anything. Ever. A party balloon will do. Just give me something stretchy please. Quick.
So...
I've crossed this bridge probably 50 times in my life, and every single crossing was in a car which I, myself, was driving. My ex may have driven nme over this bridge once or twice, I really don't remember. The most recent time was about 3 months ago. I'll be crossing it again in a week or two. I won't lie. I absolutely love crossing this bridge. It's a rush.
Speaking of a rush, how come every time you come around, my Manhat Manhat Bridge wanna go down like...
Crossing NY bridges is an orgasmic experience. For some, maybe literally. For me, it's a figurative way of enlightening those who have not "done it" so to speak, to the rush, the adrenaline, the awe-inspiring grandeur, the surreal and astounding visual spectacle of the vista before you, on every side, as you climb up to the sky, and then descend down into the belly of a completely different borough. "Welcome To Brooklyn" it says, the home of the real NYC. Or "Welcome To Manhattan" perhaps, the greatest tourist mecca on the planet. Whichever way you are heading on the Manhattan Bridge, you can't lose.
Here is my review of Manhattan:
http://www.yelp.com/biz/manhattan-new-york-2
My review of Brooklyn will be here soon:
http://www.yelp.com/biz/brooklyn-brooklyn-3
If you'd like to find some great food in either borough, check those reviews.
Garland said: If it was radioactive, it be "The Manhattan Project Bridge"
By the way, you will especially enjoy crossing this bridge if you are circumcized. Because then not only can you get your Manhat On, you can show your Manhat Off. Sadly I am unable to do this.
First of all, you should know that this bridge is free. It is a toll-free way to drive, cycle or walk from Manhattan to Brooklyn (just like the older Brooklyn and Williamsburg bridges) and for that reason alone it deserves 5 stars. Then you have the amazing views from either side of the bridge, especially of the financial district of Manhattan which looks surreal, stunning and spectacular, night or day, from this bridge.
You know who was named after this bridge? I just found out. Manhat-ma Gandhi. I'm still Sikh about him getting shot. All he was trying to do was lead his people Hindu the modern era in peace.
Speaking of Taj Mahal, would you like to Taj Mahal? I'm not a look but don't taj kinda guy. You can definitely taj. I would be Delhited if you would do so. Yeah I know you're hanging out with your Mum today. Just tell your Mumbai and come see me.
This bridge has a ton of amazing graffiti that covers parts of this bridge. Some people say it's an eyesore. I say it's quintessential New York City and it makes the bridge better. Some say this bridge is hard to drive or cycle across. I say it's great that it has a cycle lane, and it's easier to drive over this bridge than some of the others in the area (such as Brooklyn).
Oh did anyone see that Denzel movie, "The Manhattian Candidate." It was a remake apparently. Speaking of remake, do you wanna see me remake my Manhat an impressive size again?
The only negative comment I have about the Manhattan Bridge, is that there is so much metal that the amazing views on all sides are very distorted and hidden. For the most part you just see fleeting glimpses of the heavenly vistas. I wish you could "see more." But you can see enough. With views like this, and two of the greatest places in the world on either side (Manhattan and Brooklyn), and the fact that it is free to cross... I don't know how it can not be a five star bridge. Bravo to NYC for keeping it free, too.
Anyway if you hate men this bridge is for you. Maybe that's why I like it so much. You can say whatever you like about the Manhatin' Bridge but one thing is for sure. It's perfect for Manhatin'.