Craig H.
Yelp
-100 Stars - Don't Even THINK About It
Maria's Mexican Restaurant - 5230 South Blvd, Charlotte, NC 28217
Man, LISTEN... we pulled up to Maria's Mexican Restaurant off the strength of some reviews -- and I promise you, whoever wrote those had to be drunk, high, lost, or held hostage. This place? ABSOLUTE TRASH.
From the second we walked in, the energy was off. Like walking into a waiting room where flavor and hospitality went to die. Staff moving like they just clocked in for a shift they already gave up on. No "hello," no welcome, no smile -- just dry faces and dead vibes.
But oh, it gets worse.
Let's talk about this "food":
* Took forever to come out -- I'm talkin' "sent a pigeon to Mexico and waited for the reply" levels of slow.
* Came out cold like it missed the microwave rotation.
* ZERO seasoning. ZERO effort. ZERO love.
* Straight up disrespect on a plate. I wouldn't feed this to a raccoon in a back alley.
And just when I thought it couldn't get more insulting, guess who strolls out? Maria herself.
Now look -- I wasn't expecting fireworks and an apology parade, but when I mentioned the lackluster service and trash food, Maria stood there looking completely unbothered. Like I was the problem. Real nonchalant, like, "Oh well."
No accountability. No apology. No urgency. Just that "take it or leave it" attitude like she was doing me a favor by ruining my night.
Ma'am, this is YOUR name on the door. How you show less passion than the waitstaff that don't even wanna be there? That told me everything I needed to know.
Let me be clear -- the ONLY thing hitting was the drinks. So yeah, if you just wanna get a buzz and leave with an empty stomach and regret in your soul, pull up. Sip your little margarita. Then go eat somewhere that actually gives a damn.
Because Maria's? Nah.
I've had better food off a paper plate at a church parking lot. I've had gas station nachos that made me feel more alive.
This place is a waste of real estate, a waste of time, and a culinary crime scene.
If I could give it -100 stars, I would. And I'd subtract another 100 just for that dry "I-don't-care" energy Maria brought to the table.
Maria's at 5230 South Blvd, Charlotte needs a health inspection, a reality check, and a whole new management team. But until then?
RUN. Don't walk. RUN THE OTHER WAY.
And don't ever look back.