Damien S.
Yelp
Might as well dangle this carrot, seeing as how season has ended. The day prior to the farm closing up shop, Melissa A, Jocelyn C and I found the greatest and best thing in the history of things that project humans upward: the jumping pillow.
More on that in a hot minute.
Marini's actual farm stand must be excluded from the review because there was practically nothing left. Crops were done. A few bags of apples napped on the AstroTurf shelving, a potato or thirty, discounted snack mixes at the counter and a beverage cooler that screamed "This convenience store is drug front!" with its sparse offerings. Not much to behold because hey, season's over.
Now for the good stuff: we cashed in our BuyWithMe deal which offered entrance to their maize maze, a shot at the corn cannon (wha?) and 20 long minutes on the jumping pillow (double wha?)
This was my first corn maze experience, and like any first experience, I found myself with two girls, confused while holding a map and flag. It's a very large maze, with color-coded sections and game stations along the way. Catering to the true puzzle junkies, the record time to beat the labyrinth mandates visiting all the stations, so "follow a single wall" folks be forewarned: you'll find the exit, but come up short on completed tasks, which include word finds, secret-decoders and uncheatables like symbol etchings. Genius!
The corn cannon ended up being a glorified potato gun, launching the much more seasonal apple at plywood targets - a witch, a jack-o-lantern and the flag of Finland (triple wha?) - through craftily conjoined pressurized air, release valve and big, effing pipe. Mythbusterish fun, if sad for the apples.
"Someday I'm gonna get big and fat and a kid will eat me after lunch and grow up healthy and strong!"
- Nope, sorry dawg. I'm using this stick to jam you in a tube and launching you at Finland.
"Oh."
And finally, the jumping pillow - a new addition for the 2010 season. Picture a bounce house without walls, netting or an overhead. Now triple the jumping space, double the height potential and put three adults on it. Ya feel me? An activity you can't help but laugh hysterically the entire time you're performing, this Trump of the trampoline is worth the trip on its own.
Oh Fall 2011, how soon can you get here?