Matt C.
Yelp
Jersey Shore and Yelp.....Is THIS your king?!?!
I went here because I saw that they were #14 on Yelps "Top 50 Places To Eat Down The Shore," and we happened to be in Somers Point.
After checking out the menu, we decided to go with a meatball parm sandwich, and a margherita pizza. (Side note, an entire pizza is the same price as a damn sandwich, so that's why I even went with the pizza.)
I was told that everything would be ready at 6:13pm. I arrive at 6:15pm and go inside to pick up and pay. They ask my name, charge me, (side note, their payment system basically forces you into tipping AT LEAST 22%, as they present those options boldly, and hide the "no tip/custom amount" at the bottom) then tell me that my order isn't ready, and also, which Matt am I? You just charged me....did you charge me for my order, or the other Matt's order?
At this point, in the sweltering, tiny dining room, I hear the head(?) cook scream, "I NEED 8 MINUTES MATT!" So, I go outside to wait for my order.
10 minutes later, the waitress comes out to ask me, AGAIN, if I am Matt, or MARK. Wtf?!
5 minutes after THAT, my order finally comes out.
I get home, and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRASH? I don't understand how people can fuck up Margherita pizza; its FOUR ingredients: dough, sauce, fresh mozzarella, and fresh basil. Done.
It was a sloppy, watery mess. No fresh mozz. The basil was tiny ribbons, miserly sprinkled on top. So disappointed.
I check the Misses's meatball parm, and it LOOKS good. Not wanting my disaster of a pizza, I ask for a bite of hers, and it tasted like cat food. Mushy, bland meatballs, in a flavorless sauce.
I actually HATE giving reviews like this to small businesses, but I don't know how this place made it on the top 50 places to eat on the street its on, let alone the whole Jersey shore. It was one of the worst pizzas I've ever eaten. I threw most of it straight in the trash.
Don't believe the hype. You'd be better off with a hot and ready from Little Caesars.