Dave L.
Yelp
Masquerade is a gay bar....a very, very gay bar. The campy chatty clientèle and basket of free lube next to my table made this really quite clear. There's no golden-thonged stallions pole-dancing around the place but part of me thinks that's only because of the economic downturn.
Booming to classics from ABBA and Dolly Parton, this smallish downstairs bar isn't the best place to chin-wag with mates, what with the fact you'll be deaf sixteen seconds after walking in, but if you need to dance alone in the middle of the day with your bottle of Irn Bru WKD, I can think of no more suitable spot.