Jason V.
Yelp
How many concerts have I attended at the Crystal Ballroom over the last two decades? More than a dozen, for sure, maybe close to 20. Out of all the event venues in Portland, this one is probably my favorite, but that condition comes with a caveat, but one that has little to do with the actual venue itself, so I don't it against them.
I'm a huge metalhead, and when I see a band or artist live, I *have* to be in the front row, or damned close to it. If not, the experience is just not the same for me. I despise lawn concerts and amphitheaters. I'm envious of the photographers behind the partitions separating the crowd and the stage. Heck, the ONLY reason I really like the Hawthorne Theater is that there is almost never any buffer between you and the band. If I can't crowd surf, get thrown on stage, and then stage dive back into the crowd, I won't like your venue much.
The Crystal Ballroom falls into the above category for those same reasons, but since most of my favorite bands don't come to the Crystal, I haven't held it against them...yet. Still, when I come here for a concert, I get here early, and make a bee-line for the front row after climbing a labyrinth of stairs and cramming/queueing up in claustrophobic hallways. Hesitate, and you'll be among the masses ordering craft beers and settling for seats or standing room at the back. Fortunately, since this is a McMenamins, you're going to be in good company, both with regards to food, beverages and fellow patrons. People (attendees AND staff) tend to be more polite and respectful here, and you won't be overcharged just because you're a captive audience: prices are the same here as in any of their restaurants of hotels. Best of both worlds.
Everyone comments on the bouncy floor. Yep, it bounces! Good for headbangers, thrashers and mosh-pitters, too! The interior, wedge-shaped space is a little awkward due to the form factor of the building and the streets that cradle it, but once you're in the mix, you stop noticing. Speaking of the mix, this is one venue that gets the sound levels right, all the time. Probably at least partially due to the acoustics of the building's unusual shape, but I've never had vocals or solos drowned out by bass saturation; the volume is loud but never offensively so, and lyrics can usually be understood clear enough to follow along. That's hard to do in any arena.
Everything else about the Crystal, with regards to concerts, is fairly industry standard: no re-entry, tiny bathrooms with long queues, etc. The unavoidables of cramming several hundred people in a confined space for several hours. If your complaint revolves around any of these things, stick to Edgefield or Sunlight Amphitheater, and leave the Crystal and other intimate (aka "meat grinder") venues for us metalheads. We're used to the blood, sweat and tears!