Nick M.
Yelp
This place was... below average. Not the worst place I've ever eaten, but I ate a lot of meals out of trucks back when they were referred to by the nickname "roach coach".
They were out of Bloody Mary's. They were out of IPA, which was canned because "we decided not to pay to clean the taps". The table we were at was an elevated booth that had shower curtains around it which we barely got the 6 of us into (we're not overly large) and they brought us brass silverware that was not quite clean. There were not enough forks for our group. The food was tolerable, but not really that good. I had the pulled pork Benedict and split it with my girlfriend. I thought it was fine enough, but she could barely eat it. The hollandaise was off, the "over medium" eggs were way overcooked (they were fried crispy/rubbery yolk). The cheese sauce was bad velveeta. Basically movie theatre/ baseball stadium quality nacho cheese with a dash of green onion. The okra was good, if a little salty for some. The salmon bites were just okay. Deviled eggs were fine, though a couple of our party weren't fond. The chicken and waffles were a long way from what we expected from "French/Haitian/low country cooking". Food was cold. Super expensive for what we got. ($25/ entree, mostly bland).
The atmosphere was pretty trash. Hostess was rude and off putting when our group arrived. Made us feel like we were inconveniencing her by asking to be seated at the table we made a reservation for. Our waiter was alright, nice guy. Music was super loud, it felt like being in a club 15 years ago.
In summary-- Napkins shoved under tables to keep them from rocking, I ate fried fish with a dirty brass spoon, hostess was rude, food was cold, they were out of all the drinks that weren't from their parent company, and gave off an overall vibe of "we've given up and you're not welcome here" from the second we walked in. They had a DJ, and if he hadn't made a moderately tacky bridal party announcement, we wouldn't have known since it was basically just listening to the radio, except from the late 2000's. I didn't mind the music but the volume was straining the sound system so it sounded low quality and nobody needs it that loud at 10am. I love the idea of day drinking and all day parties, but this place misses the mark. It's too bad, because if they were capable of accepting feedback they might do alright. Again, our server was a nice dude. Sorry he got roped into this overall.
0% chance of going back, especially since our expectation that a "cookout vibe" would be semi-welcoming and casual, and that they would have the items that they put on their own menu apparently makes me a chauvinist and means that we have "Eurocentric master and slave" ideas. Coming from an owners whose family is old French money? Boy-o-boy the irony is wild.