Travis T.
Yelp
I went into here not knowing really what to expect. To be honest, the outside of the restaurant left me filled with a bit of dread, perhaps even my own will to continue the journey I had embarked on. However, then under the intense pressure of my mistress who accompanied me, I was determined to make it inside the restaurant.
Once I entered, that's when the real adventure began. I was immediately overwhelmed and shocked that the inside of the restaurant was so stunning. I began to question myself and everything I have ever done in my life at this point as things began to become a bit more intriguing.
My mistress and I started off with a plate of crispy wings.....simply delectable, and then I got the chicken breast, and she got the pasta shortrib dish. All the food was beyond incredible.....I think we may have both cried. To illustrate this point, I have to rethink about the events that have happened in my life up to this point.
When I was nine years old, on my birthday, my parents bought me a quad. I cannot tell you how amazing that experience was, the amount of excitement that loomed over every second riding the four wheeler around the yard. The experience here at this restaurant was all-to-familiar to that feeling I had when I was nine years old.
The experience was intense....from the entering, to the drinks, the incredible service, the food, and unfortunately being too full to order dessert.....the regrets we live with in life right?
Without chaos there can be no calamity as they say, and without the amazing restaurants in the world like Metacom, there can be no McDonalds. I would highly recommend this restaurant to all who are interested, but remember to update your life insurance policy, will, etc., because there is a good chance you will choose to not leave. Eventually your family will come looking for you, but it's pointless, because if they find you, they won't be able to leave as well. The closest comparison I can make, is to compare this restaurant to a black hole.....whatever enters cannot escape. You have been warned....