Michael C.
Yelp
My hombres and I went to Mi Seuno's on Saturday looking for some mucho caliente senoritas, along with some chapea like my abuela used to make, and some jugo de avena with a little bit of rum thrown in to wash it down.
Problem is my fellow Dominicans got a bit too enojado after throwing back some cheap Heinekens, and these esses started a massive brawl yo. The second we saw chairs flying and some senos flopping out of them crop tops, my boys and I ditched.
I'd give no stars if I could cause my cus and I didn't even get our chapea yet. Not cool amigos.