Fox E.
Yelp
If you're Dr. Watson, it's the ELEMENTARY TEA
If you have 2 lovers, wanna make it THREE TEA?
If the bathroom's empty, I need to go and PEE TEA
And if you need a fruit drink, come and try MI TEA!
If you're on Kayak, I'm the TRAVELOCITY TEA
If you're Siouxsie Sioux, then I'm the BANSHEE TEA
If you're the Titanic, then I'll be the DEBRIS TEA
If you like Sade, just call me the MARQUIS TEA
If you're running for election, I'm the ABSENTEE TEA
If you're in Somalia, I'm the DJIBOUTI TEA
If you're Pam Anderson, I'm the TOMMY LEE TEA
If I'm a Spice Girl, you're the WANNABE TEA
Are you from Nashville cuz you're the only TEN I SEE TEA
If I'm Dallas, you can do me like DEBBIE TEA
If you're Macauley in My Girl, I'm the BEE TEA
So float like a butterfly down to MI TEA!
If I'm a sports better, you're the BRIBED REFEREE TEA
If you're Charlie Brown, then I'm the SNOOPY TEA
If I'm JWoww, then you're the SNOOKI TEA
If I'm your husband, then you're my TROPHY TEA
If this review gets censored you can blame the FCC TEA
Wanna see a Wonka, I'll show you the WILLY TEA
As for Barbie, she's out looking for the BBC TEA
Hopefully she'll call me and she'll share them all with ME TEA
I mean, there's a reason they call me AC/DC TEA
That's a pretty average night with Fox E and BARBIE TEA
And yes I'm very proud that we're both LGBT TEA
But there is nothing average with the fruity drinks at MI TEA!
WHAT!
Mi Tea makes some of the best fruit drinks out there, and you should try them. Good black milk teas too. Very subtle tastes and styles and nothing is too sweet. It reminds me of Chinese delicate boba teas.
And this is one of my fave locations because of the wonderful drinks and service, in this brand new shiny spot in Edison, which is a bit of a boba paradise.
My notes said: Utterly spectacular, just like the locations in NYC. No problem mixing up drinks at all, and they blew me away. Perfect. Very friendly people and one of the best bobas in all NJ.
So this Mi Tea is absolutely as delicious and friendly and personable and intimate as my favourite locations in Queens and on MacDougal Street on the island where you put your Man Hat On.
So yes. This is a wonderful franchise and long may this location and the franchise as a whole be very successful. They deserve it, and absolutely know how to treat their customers. They were even willing to bend the rules and make off menu drinks for me which some locations aren't. I appreciated that very much and gave a generous tip. I'd give extra stars for that if I wasn't already giving 5. They were a little hesitant but I asked the right way and they were very friendly about it, and I loved the drinks intensely.
So in summary, what a lovely little intimate store which I think will be one of the great Boba hangouts in Edison, a City full of good boba.
And I'd like to take you here, but I can't, because there are Mi-Tea-gating circumstances.