Jeremy G.
Yelp
My dude pals and I came here for our "Rosé All Day Bang-a-thon" which is an annual event where we polish off a magnum bottle of rosé once every hour from sunrise (6:00am) until sunset (8:00pm).
Here are some pros and cons of this year's event:
Pro:
The owner was willing to modify the already robust wine list to provide us with the 14 varieties of rosé that the Rosé All Day Bang-a-thon requires.
Con:
The owner was not willing to accomodate our 6am start time. This is understandable, since I wouldn't want to modify my entire weekend schedule just so four bros can get ridiculously hammered either. She was, however, willing to open the bar two hours early for us. But this still meant we had to hold the opening rose petal ceremony at JMo's house instead of at the bar.
Pro:
The food menu was diverse and delicious. Since each of us were consuming approximately 35 standard glasses of wine during the course of the day, it was important that we had a nice variety of meals and snacks. Microclimate delivered perfectly. I especially enjoyed the clam sliders and the dodecagon toast.
Pro:
Friendly staff and patrons. Whether you're in a group, by yourself, or throwing up in the carpark, this is a great place to come and mingle and meet some new buddies.
Con:
Slogan recently missed a court date and thus has been trying to lay low lately. But, much to our ill luck, by late afternoon Microclimate was hopping! The place was so busy (and we were so loaded) that we didn't notice the district attorney sitting at a nearby table. As a result, Slogan got busted and brought to the county jail, and our remaining three drinkers had to finish the day without a key player. It would have been nice if the bar staff could identify any police officers, DAs, or judges that enter, and then maybe make some sort of secret signal to any outlaws at the bar so they have time to safely sneak out without getting arrested.
Con:
There are no couches, which means that if one of your friends passes out, you need to lay them down on the floor instead of on a sofa.
Con:
Historically, the Rosé All Day closing ceremonies wrap up with celebratory Schlitz cocktails, which everyone knows is the perfect way to acknowledge a job well done and are also a crucial Rosé All Day Bang-a-thon tradition. However, J-Mo forgot the cans of Schlitz at home and Ox left the whipped cream in the back of the truck on an 80 degree day. So we were plum out of the necessary ingredients! If I had one recommendation for the owner, it would be that they should keep whipped cream and cans of Schlitz beer behind the bar at all times, in case someone needs a celebratory Schlitz cocktail but forgot one/all of the ingredients.
Overall, a five star experience, and we will likely hold next years Bang-a-thon here as well. Cheers to everyone who helped make the event happen!