John G.
Yelp
I need to ask... what happened to this place?
We used to go here pre-covid as our goto dance floor to bump and grind. It was perfect... dark, sexy, anonymous...
During those days, the DJs always seemed in tune with the room. You could find dance battles in the middle of the floor, break dancers off in the front corner... just good vibes from everyone there...
Went last Saturday and it was truly awful. I hated it compared to what it once was. Who ruined it?
AMBIENCE
Middlesex used to be dark and sexy. The renovations added accent lighting that bring a bit too much visibility to the dance floor.
THE MUSIC/DJ
I asked the door people what they were spinning before going in and he said house/afrobeat/hiphop... alright cool. Sounds great... that was not what we got!
The DJ should go pick up a Vivance prescription ASAP (and maybe learn how to read a room too). He was switching up the genres/tracks like every 45 seconds and blending backbeats that had no business being used as transitions. Almost felt like he was mixing two diff tempos at certain points... and not in a good way. Multiple times I looked around and the dance floor was just standing there bc everyone was confused...
Is it so hard to ask for a solid 10-20 minute set of one genre so we can get in a groove? Why do I have to go from dancing to afrobeat, to JayZ/Kanye, to Whitney Houston... back to house music... to Ginuwine... it was awful. It was like his set was both lacking any sense of cohesiveness plus stuck in the early-2010's.
He even decided to interrupt the dance floor to sing happy birthday to someone of import... which I was happy to do bc apparently that person was repsonsible for the Msex, but couldnt even tell who that was... it was just kinda awkward...
THE BAR
Bar was fine. Wish they still had the water station. But then again, with a DJ that keeps the dance floor from ever poppin off, you dont need to worry about your patrons needing to be too hydrated...
OVERALL
This place is a shadow of what it used to be. Didnt see the people cutting loose like they used to. Maybe some of that is just people these days... but the DJ wasnt helping... and the changes to the ambience, while they look kinda nice with the red border lights, make things a bit too light in the room for my taste.
Its no wonder the dance floor never filled up like I remember it doing on Friday/Saturday nights of the past.
You used to be able to disappear into the night at Middlesex. Now it just feels like you are exposed as a sucker for even being there...