Brian C.
Yelp
The first thing you need to know about Mike's is that it's cash-only. That's the only reason for a missing star. But: they have an ATM.
Second, they're really proud of their chili. Now, chili is one of those foods everyone seems to have a different opinion of. To bean, or not to bean (their Chili Cup has beans, while a Straight Cup is meat only here)...Texas style, New Mexico style, Colorado style... its done as many different ways as there are cooks to make it, and I've tried a few. Hundred.
The best chili I've ever had my wife made, and it was a tomatillo-based, five-bean, four-pepper diced beefsteak monster with heat that made my eyebrows tingle, served with sour cream, cornbread and -this is the kicker- little garlic dill pickles, cornichons, on the side. Seriously.
I say all this to make a point: you will never, ever get the best chili you've ever had from a cook who isn't the cook that made it the first time, if then. Not happening. So when you eat chili- including Mike's- suspend comparison and just take it at face value. I like it, especially the all-meat or "straight" version.
All chili aside, this is a cool, historic old-school joint with lots of televisions for sports, mostly lighter beers and IPAs on tap, very basic hard liquor, a juke box, comfy seating, and an ancient and amusingly senile video game. It's a joint that's stuck to its guns, doing its signature dish and serving it to generations of Ballardites. A cool, funky dive that knows who it is, and where it's come from.
Be respectful. Not in a chili mood? The burgers are decent too. Fries are very good here. Relax, and set aside the impulse to try to bend everything to your will. This place has bent without breaking for a long long time, and it's seen bigger fish than you. So relax. Deep breath. Good. Now try the chili...
Highly recommended.