Robert C.
Yelp
When they say you should arrive at least 3 hours before an international flight, they were thinking of Milan Malpensa - Terminal 1.
Milan Malpensa - Terminal 1 is located 50+ kilometers from Milan central train station. 90 euro ($108) fixed taxi fare. And no direct express train, which goes to Cadorna, instead.
I knew we were in trouble from the start, as online self check in to print boarding passes not allowed. And no self check in kiosks to print boarding passes either.
All passengers must stand in one of two dozen check in lines, by airline, to get a boarding pass. Even if you have no luggage to check in. You have to wait behind all the passengers with luggage to check in. Preliminary passport check by airline personnel. Fortunately at least half a dozen different desks to check in for Delta, with personnel fluent in English.
Good thing I wasn't in the China airlines check in line for Shanghai, or Beijing. They had lines that would dwarf Disneyland's longest lines, probably due to the shortage of airport personnel fluent in Mandarin.
Free wifi says the sign, but you are required to register, answering all these questions online, and then getting the access code through your e-mail. But I can't get through to my e-mail, and get rerouted to register!
Our Delta airlines flight was delayed 1 hour 40 minutes, due to mechanical issues. Thought we would have time to eat at lots of restaurants such as McDonalds, which sell big macs for 8.3 euros, or $10! We were wrong.
Wife said we can't go on, as our gate is not announced on the electronic overhead screens. Eventually the gate was announced, two hours before the flight takes off.
We get in the single long line for security, the Italian version of TSA. No pre TSA line here. At least a half dozen entries, with red/green control buttons. Don't have to take off my sandals, but have to put my laptop and all electronic equipment, including cell phones and tablets, along with watches, belts, and metal bracelets in bins, going through screening machines. Take out my transparent quart bags of liquids, but apparently they don't check them.
Long walk to passport control. Expedited line for EU country passport holders. All others are SOL and must stand in very long lines. Today is my lucky day, as I walk by, they open up an expedited line for USA citizens. Go right to head of the line. Electronic screening of my passport, facial recognition photo, and then a passport stamping.
19 minute walk, or one mile, to our gates, B-01 says the overhead screen. Good thing my gate was not say B-55, which is like 20 gates farther behind B-01, or I'd still be walking!
They need an internal airport train, like at Seattle, Zurich or Atlanta, to the individual gates in this huge airport.
Once we reach our gate, women's line out the door for the bathrooms.
No seating at our gate B-01. B-02 next door has about 40 seats, all taken by 140 passengers on the flight at that gate. So all 248 passengers on our Boeing 767-400ER have to stand, waiting for boarding.
I try one of the electrical outlets, using my EU adopter, to charge my phone. DOA. 9 hour flight to Atlanta, where we have to get through passport control, and catch our connecting flight to San Jose. At least they have AC running, with outside temperatures approaching 100!