Jordan S.
Yelp
Don't. Do not. I drove 25 minutes to get there after hearing about it for a decade, and you absolutely should not do that. You shouldn't even drive 5 minutes to get there. Just don't go there. Yes, I know, you've heard foreeeever that Miller's is a great burger; it's included on every Best Burgers list you've ever read. This is absolutely NOT "the best burger in Metro Detroit"; it's not even better than fast food burgers, much less better than other restaurants.
It is a good-sized but entirely tasteless $10 puck of beef, and the "fresh never frozen" boast does absolutely diddly-squat to improve it. My "medium" burger was gray on the outside but so cool and red throughout the entire center that I spent three full bites' worth of time being concerned that I shouldn't be eating this before deciding it was probably fine and if it wasn't, it was too late anyway. I had to put salt on the burger because it obviously had no seasoning in or on the meat. What the hell?
I also had to put salt on the fries, which were cooked well enough but were similarly tasteless; good texture but uninteresting and certainly not good enough to be $4.75.
The $5 onion rings were the only actually good thing. Hearty, crunchy breading (not battered), cooked through without being burnt, and a big enough serving to justify the price.
The $3.25 shell of Miller would have been fine if their tap lines had been cleaned at any point since Watergate, but I don't believe they have. It was pretty bad.
(Also, you don't get to know any of the prices before you order. Given that it's cash-only, multiple people trying to pay their bill at the register next to my seat at the bar were unhappy to learn how high their bill actually was.)
I have absolutely no idea what traumatic brain injury has been collectively suffered by all the people who say this is a good burger, much less "the best burger in metro Detroit", but to them I say: absolutely not. Maybe this was the best Detroit could come up with in 1972, but today it is the worst burger I've had anywhere in the Eastern Time Zone.