Mister Dips

"Blink, and this city changes. Bodegas turn into matcha shops. Vacant lots become condos. Laundromats make way for boutique pie stores until everyone eats too much boutique pie and the spaces become CrossFit studios. Which brings us to the William Vale Hotel. It’s in Williamsburg, but it has a rooftop bar worthy of the Meatpacking District and a ground-level restaurant that looks like it was airlifted in from Nolita (with everyone trapped inside). It’s shiny and massive, and pretty soon all of Brooklyn is going to look like this. And if that upsets you, there’s really nothing we can do about it. Although there’s something that might take the edge off. It’s in a trailer in a grassy park directly beneath the William Vale, and it comes with an 80’s soundtrack that makes you want to get a perm, put on a leotard, and do some high kicks. Its name is Mister Dips, and it’s from the same people behind the bar and the restaurant at the William Vale - although it probably cost about half of what those places spent on rugs. Mr. Dips is just an airstream trailer in a park, and they make the sort of food you want to eat outside in summer. Burgers, fries, ice cream - it’s like Shake Shack, but smaller and more fun. They do waffle fries covered in nacho cheese and soft serve dipped in chocolate. And while their burger isn’t quite as good as the one at the Shack, we could still see ourselves choking on one trying to eat it too fast. More importantly, however, Mr. Dips is a feel-good place. It’s cheap, the staff is friendly, and they only play music that could have plausibly been on the Top Gun soundtrack. It makes you feel like you’re back in middle school and thinking about bleaching your tips but are unsure what emotional impact this will have on your Tamagotchi. So if you have kids or you want to feel like a kid, stop by. Walk up to the trailer, place your order, then eat some candy-coated ice cream while you stare at the Manhattan skyline. It’s fun and nostalgic, and, if you don’t look back, you might even forget for a second that you’re standing in the shadow of a fancy new hotel that makes your apartment look like Oscar the Grouch’s second-best trash can. Food Rundown photo credit: Noah Devereaux Double Dip Mister Dips doesn’t do lettuce, tomato, or onion. If you need those things, bring your own in a little ziplock bag. Also, get the double dip. It has two patties, and it’s a relative bargain. Special Dip If you only eat spicy things, get this burger. We prefer the regular one, but you won’t be mad. Although maybe ask them to go easy on the sauce. Green Label As far as veggie burgers go, this isn’t a bad one. There’s something in here that makes it just a little bit sweet, which sounds gross but isn’t. Dirty Dipped Waffle Fries These are waffle fries covered in the same “cheese” they use at movie theaters. They’re good in a way that makes you feel kind of sleazy, and if you’re committed to the nostalgia thing, go for it. Or maybe just get the plain ones. Ice Cream Burger, fries, ice cream. If you go to Mister Dips, you have to get all three. They’ll have a few different types of cones when you go, and you really can’t go wrong." - Bryan Kim

"If you'd like your soft serve with a side of burger and fries, there's no better destination than Mister Dips on Pier 17 in the South Street Seaport. They do specialty cones, so you can order things like the Berry Gibbs with strawberry soft serve and Girl Scout Trefoil shortbread cookies, or the Buttermint Crunch with Thin Mints. It’s a perfect place for a day when you'd love to be eating ice cream by the water, not sweating through your shirt for the ninth time this week. " - hannah albertine, willa moore, arden shore, molly fitzpatrick

"You’ll feel like a kid again at this outpost of Mister Dips. It looks like a fast food joint with bright, school bus yellow decor, but delivers on burgers and ice cream that are as good as what you’d find at some more expensive spots. Our favorite combo is the bacon hatch chili burger with a bouquet of waffle fries drenched in queso. Always end your meal with a dairy dip: soft serve on an old-school cake cone with a little holder to catch all the drips." - Kenny Yang, Matt Tervooren, Hannah Albertine

"You’ll feel like a kid again at Mister Dips, which got its start serving burgers, fries, and ice cream out of an Airstream trailer in . This second NYC location at the South Street Seaport looks like a fast food joint with its bright, school bus yellow decor—except for the chrome trailer roof nailed to the ceiling as an homage to the original spot. Thoughts of your barely manageable adult life will fade as you listen to ‘80s hits and eat a bacon hatch chili burger with a bouquet of waffle fries drenched in queso (our favorite combo). Always end your meal with a dairy dip—soft serve on an old-school cake cone with a little holder to catch all the drips. " - Kenny Yang

"Mr. Dips isn’t fancy. It’s just a vintage Airstream trailer in Williamsburg where you can pick up a burger, some waffle fries, and soft serve. But you can get that soft serve with a salted peanut butter candy shell, and the trailer is hidden in a grassy park that’s up a flight of stairs beneath the William Vale Hotel. Bring a blanket, and you and your date can share some cheese-covered fries on the grass while you stare at the Manhattan skyline and say cliché things about New York." - bryan kim, katherine lewin, hillary reinsberg