Tanya Y.
Yelp
Monarch takes life seriously. It's a bar and I love it. A bar where I can chit-chat whilst drinking some variation of a mixed drink, typically Vodka and Sprite (don't you ever utter the words Vodka Water to me, lest you be struck down by the Vodka Gods for ruining the perfect form of clear liquor...heck, even the general Drink Gods may be a little ticked off because when's the last time you heard someone order a Coke Water?).
Like I said though, they take life serious...if you're not a regular and only partake in the laid back environment that is Monarch once in a blue moon, you will be carded so don't forget your ID in the car because you will look like a teeny-bopper when they request it (yes, this happened to me on the last trip). In the past year, there's maybe three instances when I had to whip out my ID before entering a bar. The last being the trip to Monarch I'm talking about, the second was my last trip entering Hope & Anchor (although they always seem to card as a younger crowd is usually here), and the first time was when I almost ripped a door off it's hinges at Pint & Peanut trying to make my way to the restroom (not an exaggeration...a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do).
Monarch is very dark and one of the few places I have to really consider what I'm wearing before going because I always feel like everyone there has impeccable fashion sense. A lack of fashion sense isn't frowned upon here, don't worry...but I always see a lot of brands and designers that I recognize and occasionally items that appear to be vintage or handmade. And some people just wear polos.
I can't positively tell you what prices are like on drinks here, but I think it's safe to assume they're about average for El Paso as I never see anyone counting their pennies. Full bar? Yes and no. Technically they do have a full bar, but they don't carry every main stream drink. You're either looking at top shelf or bottom shelf. There's no inbetweens where I usually comfortably order from, simply because that's usually where the girly sh*t lies.
My last trip here was with Albert K and after we picked up some grub from the San Galo Sausage cart. I think it was his first time and I can't speak on his opinions, but he was hesitant to sit back for about an hour at Monarch and that's saying something because I don't think he's the kind of guy that you can force to do something that he doesn't want to. The only thing that cut our trip off abruptly was the fact that we were sitting next to a speaker and out of nowhere it got ridiculously loud. I think they should reconsider the seating arrangement or at least the speaker arrangement because as I was sitting in the black lips chair, for a split second, I thought my hearing had given out as I could no longer hear what anyone was saying. Other than that though, nice place to chill and catch up with friends.