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Yelp
Not to be confused with Royal ID Cafe, where you have to prove you're 21 to get in, or Royal IBM Cafe, where you have to have a laptop to get in. Or Royal IV Cafe, where they impregnate you.
It's a very interesting cute and sleepy Boba place with spectacular decor and pretty decent drinks. Certainly if their decor was normal, they'd get 4 stars for the drinks, factoring in that they're family owned, but when you include all these adorable creatures lying around (see the pix) and that we made great memories here on our first evening together after a long time... it has to get 5 stars.
Nothing blew us away except for the wonderful decor and stuffed animals that were here - we really enjoyed our little bit of time here and Barbie looked very very good, and that's a massive understatement. Friendly service too - 5 stars.
So I first came here with that girl (BARBIE)
Who wants to turn ME from a HE to a SHE
It won't be FREE but she's covering the FEE
And at least she says I can keep my D
She's pretty insistent so I can't DISAGREE
She wants all the boys to hit on ME
And when I get naked, say "O M G"
Before re-enacting my adult DVD
I have nothing to base this on, unlike FLEA
But she's my princess, and I need to PEE
Especially after a drink of Boba TEA
From the place that's named after ROYALTY
Or is it named after computer TECHNOLOGY
I don't know but anyway, as you'll SEE
The clientele here are BOURGEOISIE
And they consume more sugar than the Dallas PD
But when it comes to Boba, I've earned my DEGREE
And you need to come and try it at the ROYAL I.T.
WHAT