Holy-foo' X.
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A no-frills boozerama in North Portland, apparently contented w/its modest lot in life..
Looking for super foof mixed beverages and cutie pie, trendy boy and girl servers and bar-keeps? This probably ain't the spot for you. True, this isn't the Mouse-Trap of yesteryear, when old buzzards from WWII and Korean War, too damn tough to die (at least quite yet), kept the bar leaning upright from their collective bellies. Most of them ornery old salts have finally succumbed to mother nature and father time. Now, as it is with just about every other watering hole in No Po I can remember being open as far back as I go, as I keep gettin' older, the rest of the patrons keep on gettin' younger and younger. Shoot your pool, boys, no, I'm not interested in playing, but thanks just the same....
Nothing too fancy and definitely no hipster pretense detectable in this dive-----just yet! They keep pouring 'em strong, cheap, and extra consideration from the staff to its patrons seems to favor seniority, just as it does in so very many little provincial dumps. North Portland on the whole, from the tip of Kelly Point, all the way till at least 33rd ave, has of course undergone a radical transformation and dust-up in the Juvenation Machine, over the past 10-12 years. For the most part I, as well as many other old-timers from the 'hood marvel at all these changes. Not everything is an improvement, of course, but I don't think it's too controversial to say that the change has been to a large degree to the good, and hopefully will continue to be so. Whether or not the Mouse Trap gets all caught up in having a big, mIddle aged make over, ala Slim's, remains to be seen......I kinda think not, but sooner or later they'll have the inevitable changing of the guard, and who knows what changes lie in store, thereafter...