Jay D.
Yelp
The lobby is pretty nice here with lots to do and decent bar. The location is near a lot of great stuff in easy walking distance. They also have free, decent wifi, which is a plus. The staff was also really friendly. These are the positives.
The info for this place is flat out wrong, to start with. It says "masks required" and "staff wears masks". Neither of those are true.
The rooms here are tiny. They are sold as "european", which is just an excuse for miniscule. There's basically a bed, a chair, and a bathroom crammed into a small box. There's no dresser, no closet, no desk (sort of, there's a small fold down "desk" with a really crappy stool to sit on), the "side tables" are very small with no drawers. The rooms are about as stripped down as they can possibly be.
The bed is a memory foam on a wooden pedestal. If you like memory foam mattresses, yay for you, if not, welcome to a crappy night's sleep.
The air conditioner is pretty bad, in a very specific way. Does it cool the room, yep, it does that just fine. The problem is that there is no way to set the fan to just be on, so if you are not a heavy sleeper, plan to be woken up repeatedly in the middle of the night when the AC fan and compressor pop on (quite loud).
This next bit is not the end of the world and more of just a general WTF. They have square toilets. Why? My imagination plays out like this: Hipster person says "you know what other hotels don't have, square toilets, so let's get those because different is cool". Hands down, not even close, this is the WORST TOILET I'VE EVER SAT ON. It's not comfortable in any way and you just feel like you're going to fall in the entire time. This is one of the dumbest choices I've ever seen somebody make in my entire life. WTAF?
So, what this all boils down to is: Are you a heavy sleeper that likes memory foam and you plan on just sleeping in your room? Maybe this will be ok for you. If not, avoid this place at all costs.