Citizen S.
Yelp
I love almost everything about the Napier, but the thing I don't like is something that constantly irks me.
The Napier is right in Fitzroy and has a really cool look. It's yet to be gentrified in terms of its aesthetics, it's all pretty grimy and classic. The front looks out onto the old Fitzroy Town Hall - where, in the late 90s, the Fitzroy Lions were holding one of their BnFs... when the winner was announced, he wasn't anywhere to be seen... he was in the Napier! On that note, most footy fans will get a serious kick out of the interior. It's packed, like a museum, with Fitzroy Football Club regalia. The jumpers, the team photos, the colours are all a really cool sight, but unfortunately a depressing realisation that this was a real club, no less valid than any other, now stolen forever by short-sighted, ulterior motived AFL bigwigs... Alas...
The food itself is classic counter meal stuff. From what I've seen, everything off the menu comes well portioned and the taste is always great. I usually go for the chicken and roo parma - it's huge, a nice take on a vintage pub staple, and I don't think anyone's had it and been disappointed or hungry afterwards. The salads change a bit, as does the chips. There's fries and a pretty staple drier garden salad at the moment. I kind of wish they'd bring back their old salad and the thicker, nicer, less microwave-vibey fries... regardless, it's probably the best parma in Melbs and for $25 and it's not bad value.
The beers here are pretty good, there's about six taps and you're looking at pretty regular prices: $10 for a pint of pale, $11 for some hoppy shit or something from some brewery you've never heard of.
The negatives... the staff are all extremely weird. They're not rude, but they do seem really aloof. I've never seen one smile, I've never had a "cheers mate," and any banter between publican and pub-goer seems down to nepotistic mateyness rather than genuine warmness, humour, and personality. You feel like you're intruding on their business when you're forking over $35 for your dinner, and you feel a bit galled when they show no interaction with the staff. This isn't due to them being overworked or being treated poorly, I just don't feel any charisma, interest, personality, or care and respect from them. The only thing you'll hear from them is "where are you sitting? What's your name? That's $60 thanks." Disappointing.
Take someone to the Napier and you and they won't be disappointed - no matter what you order, it'll be a great advertisement to a pub that's a bit of an ornament to the non-Smith/Gertrude/Brunswick streets part of the Roy. However, you might want to warn your family or friends about not feeling any warmth from whoever's pouring your beer.