LaDonna R.
Yelp
If I could give this place zero stars, I'd give it negative brunch points.
Let me paint you a picture: It's noon. A party of five rolls in for what we hope will be a festive, soul-satisfying brunch. Two of us only have an hour--but that's okay, it's brunch, not a five-course tasting menu, right? Wrong. So wrong.
We order apps, entrees, and food to go. No fancy drinks, just bottled water. We're told--surprise!--that most of the brunch menu is unavailable. No oxtails. No chicken and waffles. No reason to still be sitting there. But we're hopeful. We reorder. I settle for the basics: pancakes, eggs, bacon. How hard could that be?
An entire hour goes by. Not a crumb on the table. Meanwhile, other diners who came after us are feasting like kings. Our table? Staring into the void. We finally ask what's up and are told: "We don't have staff. Dinner crew has to come in and help." Which is like ordering an Uber and being told your driver is flying in from a different time zone.
Eventually--long after the two guests with actual lives leave--I receive my meal. And friends, it was a crime against breakfast.
The pancakes? Not hot. Not fluffy. Just... cornbread hockey pucks. Thick enough to stop a bullet, bland enough to cure salt cravings. The butter tab didn't melt--it just sat there, looking as confused as I was. The eggs were sad, lukewarm, unseasoned crumbles of yellow disappointment.
I asked for salt and pepper. The manager's response? "For what?" Ma'am. For food. For seasoning. For pretending this isn't the most disappointing $20 stack of regret I've ever encountered.
I asked a waiter, too. He returned with hot sauce and a language barrier. We thanked him for his effort, but my eggs still needed CPR.
By the time our entrees arrived, the appetizers came out too--because apparently, it's all just one sad, cold medley of "meh" in that kitchen. The wings were okay-ish. The mac and cheese needed the aforementioned salt and pepper the manager thought was an abstract concept.
This restaurant also has a strict seating time policy. Cute, considering it took them TWO HOURS to bring out what a gas station could microwave in five minutes.
Final verdict: McDonald's pancakes would have bodied this place. Don't walk--RUN from this brunch. If you like your food hot, your eggs seasoned, and your staff not confused by condiments--this ain't it.
Never again. Not even for free.