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After the closing of east cafe, there was a sesame chicken shaped hole in my heart. I wandered this earth aimlessly, with no purpose, and a hunger that could only be satisfied with the sweet, gentle taste of quality Chinese food. I was broken, beaten down, and hopeless, when my friend and I decided to try this restaurant. The first succulent bite whisked me away to another universe. It was truly fantastic. This chicken cures AIDS and other diseases thought to be incurable. I grew 3 inches after finishing my meal, and I am now 6 foot 7. I will absolutely, positively be back. I love New Rice Kitchen. Thank you for doing God’s work.