Jimmy M.
Yelp
Met a friend for lunch here today and it was both our first times ever being there. I had read through the reviews and most seemed good so I was eager to go... Apparently these reviews don't always give you the facts.
The parking situation is completely ridiculous as they don't technically have a parking lot, so you park in a parking lot on the side street, and apparently their plow guy didn't make it this week as it was covered in snow and ice, so my advice would be to either bring a really good pair of snowshoes or don't go this week.
We went in and at first glance it's a total dump and a dive, the entire place reminded me of all the dump dive bars that I attended in the mid-80s in and around Boston, dirty old walls in need of paint, unfinished floors, rickety old tables, bathroom totally that of a dive bar- peoples names and foul language written on the walls in magic marker, the floor was filthy, sink needs replacing and toilet hadn't been cleaned in days.
These were all the positives.
We sat down and were greeted by a nice enough fella that asked if we wanted a drink. It's my lunch hour so I went with an iced tea, my friend got a beer.
He brought them over and walked away. I took a sip and swallowed it down and immediately lost it !! A mouth full of a combination of dish soap and a dirty rag!! No lie!! I'm 48 years old and it was truly The worst taste I've ever put in my mouth! And I've put a lot of things in there I'd like to forget!!
I immediately called the waiter over and told him and told him to take it and bring me nothing in return.. He was polite and apologized a few times and asked if I'd like something else. I said "no way, nothing after that."
My friend and I wanted to catch up so we sat and talked for a half hour..
As if the rancid god knows what that I just consumed wasn't bad enough - the woman that was bartending walked by our booth a dozen times and each time gave me a dirtier look than the last. I wanted so badly to say something but didn't want to create a scene or upset/embarrass my friend ..
We eventually left in disgust and we got stares from the workers as we left but they said nothing.
For only the second time in my life I made a call to the board of health in a town.