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I finally found a Croissant Banh Mi that doesn't BLOW
So if you come with me, so to speak, I will SHOW
You where it is, what to get, and then you will KNOW
That the best Banh Mi in town is at Nguyen NGO
And you need to come and try it now, ALTHOUGH
Les Giv and Tap Place are other places you should GO
You'll die from pleasure like Jason Scott Lee did in the CROW
Cause no Banh Mi is better than Nguyen NGO
So after you and I hook up in the CHATEAU
With me and Barbie and your boyfriend as a COMBO
Right in the middle of the AFTERGLOW
Let's head out for Banh Mi at NGUYEN NGO
So good you'll cut your ear off like VAN GOGH
It's so cheap, you can keep your funds in ESCROW
Like Hailee Steinfeld, you can even come SOLO
Cause no Banh Mi tastes as good as Nguyen NGO
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WHAT to get: Croissant Banh Mi
WHAT not to get: A Cross Ant. Angry ants can be scary.
The battle for the best Banh Mi sandwich in Houston rages on. But as far as I'm concerned, it's over, because Nguyen Ngo is the Nguyen-er. Get it. Get it.
The rivals, in my book, are: Tapioca Place - with the loveliest owners and great drinks and is a real contender. Les Givrals - iffy service, with perfect sandwiches. Lee's Sandwiches is a national chain but makes a very good sandwich, and their biggest location in the country is here in Houston. However, my secret personal favourite is right here in this little corner of this little forgotten mall on the backside of Chinatown, which Vietnamese locals have told me is actually Vietnamesetown, not Chinatown.
Speaking of backsides... OK we'll talk about that later. Back to the sandwiches.
Nguyen Ngo serves spectacular Banh Mi on soft delicious Croissant sandwiches. You can get traditional bread if you like (and you should, because it's great), but their croissants are really really really good - and it works.
Service is great and prices are absolutely Rock Bottom, which is awesome for customers, but makes me wonder how they stay in business. Because their products are really really good and worth a lot more. And Chinatown prices (in general) are medium to high, but these prices are completely dirt cheap (like, it has to be said, most Banh Mi shops).
Definitely one of the best sandwich shops in the city and easily a five-star destination. One of the best Banh Mi shops I've ever been to, anywhere. Make sure, if you're in Houston, you give it a try. Also try the Lemongrass Chicken one at Tapioca Place and the Pork ones at Les Givrals in Midtown, and see which one of the "big three" floats your boat without letting in water. Wait what am I talking about.
Maybe I should just rap.
So let me finish up with another fine FLOW
I first tried this sandwich long AGO
Barbie loves it from her pink hair to her pretty pink TOE
There's no better Banh Mi than Nguyen NGO
So bring your fave girl, or your ma, or your BEAU
And bring your main chick, or your fave side HO
Settle down with a 'wich and a cup of Viet JOE
Cuz the best Banh Mi in town is at Nguyen NGO
From Chinatown Bellaire it's just a stone's THROW
And when you taste it you'll be like WHOA
And it'll cost you hardly any of your DOUGH
So come for Banh Mi with me at Nguyen NGO
So stop snorting the powder that looks like SNOW
And forget Cali Sandwich (that stale meat THO)
And don't touch me there, cuz you're making it GROW
And come with me now for Banh Mi at Nguyen NGO
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