Jessica Blanco
Google
WE WOKE UP WITH FOOD POISONING THE NEXT DAY - AVOID ORDERING TAKE OUT !!!!!!!!!!
We stopped at No Maches, expecting a hidden gem based on the positive reviews, but unfortunately, it turned out to be the complete opposite. From the start, the bar area had a weird musty smell. Ordering was easy enough, but we weren’t told the total or given an estimated wait time until we had to track down our server to get any information. Even then, we weren’t charged until the food finally arrived.
We ordered four items totaling $89. Although we wouldn’t mind paying if the food was good, it was far from it. We requested lettuce and guac for our burrito but weren’t informed of the $2 charge for lettuce and the $4 charge for guac. Even worse, they forgot the lettuce entirely, and the guac was barely a spoonful. To top it off, the burrito was mainly rice and the chicken in the burrito wasn’t fully cooked. We also ordered nachos with chicken but were served red meat instead ( ALSO NOT FULLY COOKED ). Lastly, we got a mangonada, which cost $10 for just barley a 6oz cup. The only decent item we had was the esquite, which would be hard to mess up anyway.
For such inflated prices, we felt robbed. I highly recommend checking your food thoroughly if you choose to eat here. I don’t know if it’s their takeout quality control that’s lacking, but at this price, the quality just isn’t there. Next time, I’d gladly go to Taco Rico or a local taco truck, knowing I’ll get properly cooked food for half the price.