Bill R.
Yelp
Stumbled into Nona Bistro on opentable for a friday night figured hey this looks cute, and it is.
Unfortunately, cute ambiance is all that really went well at Nona.
We sat down, and waited a couple minutes and ordered a couple glasses of wine. Not long after someone else also came to check to see if we wanted to order drinks, but we already had. All good.
Minutes passed by but it took 10 minutes to get our wine but its friday night and they were busy so all is well.
Finally 15 minutes into the service we were asked what we would like to eat, we ordered the charcuterie board, smashed potatoes, harissa cabbage, and the steak.
The charcuterie board came out and it was fine, but nothing to write home about. At this point we had been here 40 minutes and were starving and now waiting on a second glass of wine. While the menu is intended to be fun and simple, nothing at this point was really standing out at all, just fine.
Then the real meal started, we received the "smashed potatoes" an hour in, with great anticipation - and my girlfriend literally asked "are we being punked?". I didn't know what to say.
The potatoes were horribly under-cooked. Biting into them took a lot of effort. How can they serve these this way?
The cabbage was served at the same time. I will try to give them some credit, the harissa and char flavor was good, but again, the entire dish was still under-cooked. If this was me making this camping it would have been great, but we are at an expensive restaurant.
The steak when ordered we had asked for rare, but when it came out it was well done. Given all of the misses thus far we decided we would (we hate doing this) send this one back.
The steak came back within 10 minutes this time, and again, was still not rare. It was not as well done, but was still a medium, on the upper edge of medium bordering on well done again, not even a medium rare, when we ordered a rare.
The highlight of the meal was probably the wine and the chimichurri sauce.
Nona has a simple menu, and you get the feeling like you are eating in someones back yard. When you have this simple feeling you want it to be really good. I get what they are going for, but they are just not nailing it. I will wait 1 more year and try this restaurant again and report back, because I want their concept to work.