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I've seen oceans rise and fall, I've seen oceans invade the shore
I've seen oceans come and go, I've seen oceans exist no more
I've seen oceans fade and die, I've seen oceans thrive
But in all my many years, I've never seen an ocean drive
But apparently this ocean can drive, because this very, very special road is named after oceans driving. The Atlantic, in this case, which is sometimes warm, usually cold, and occasionally freezing. The Gulf Coast waters are far warmer, but this coastline has the girls, and I mean, the... girls. Perhaps the most amazing fitness/model type girls anywhere in the world, right here on South Beach, in this kind of concentration anyway.
(The men aren't bad either)
(Many of them look a bit like me)
(Tosses hair)
It has a distinctly Latin feel to it, but so does Barbie's oh my is that the time, better get on with this review then.
So one of my favourite roads in the whole country is Ocean Drive in Miami which is incomparable and beautiful and a life-changing experience, and I've been coming here since I was a teenager and I always will. The powers that be have taken so much away from it and directly or indirectly stolen so much of the experience for people coming here for the first time, that which I was lucky enough to be thrilled by back in 1999 (ahem).
But that doesn't change the fact: it is still one of the best experiences in the country for the feel of it, the beach, the road, the clubs, the cafes, The Beautiful People, but definitely not for the food or the drinks which are all overpriced and mainly mediocre at best.
And when in Miami, give yourself to the pleasure, rather than shunning it. After all, why would you want to O-shun.