Derek S.
Yelp
Old Europe
4/6/22
Bring your appetite or a few friends because the portions are enormous!! And very tasty! You definitely get your money's worth, to be sure! But the food is very slow to come out of the kitchen. I only had 3 courses, and I was there for over 2 hours. Also, the presentation is stuck in the 80s... sprigs of parsley and celery greens, a dessert platter brought to your table, a piped whipped cream swirl with a mint leaf... You get the idea. But don't let that keep you away from the FLAVORS!
Complimentary bread basket of poppy seed roll, pumpernickel, and sour dough with butter: always a welcome start to a meal, for me.
For the appetizer, I got the Wurstteller: a sausage sampler of bratwurst (essentially a big hot dog with better seasoning), Bauernwurst (smoked pork and beef meat, seasoned with onion, garlic, marjoram and mustard seeds), knackwurst (mainly pork, veal, and flavored with garlic), and prisina (I couldn't find this online, nor could any of my chef or German friends tell me, but it had just a little spice heat to it) with sautéed onions (not sauerkraut as advertised...) and grey poupon and brown mustard on the side. This is a dish to share for the table, or be it's own entree. Dear lord, I got the meat sweats. Those who know, KNOW. And that was only 1/3 of the way into it! Leftovers for days!
For the entree, I got the dinner special, Schwarzwälder Schnitzel: breaded chicken schnitzel capped with Black Forest ham, gratinated cheese and lingonberries, served with hand made spätzle and mushroom cream sauce on the side. I could've done without the lingonberry jam dollop on top, and scraped it off.
Their "inside out" version of a Cordon Bleu, it's essentially a hybrid of chicken cordon blue and chicken jagerschnitzel.
This. Dish: All. The. Flavors. I. NEEDED. Tonight.
Chicken cordon bleu is still to this day one of my MOST favorite dishes of all time and I have always loved jägerschnitzel of any kind! So to put them together?? Are you KIDDING ME?? I'd come back just for this!! But it's unfortunately a special and will likely be going away.
Then dessert came: an 80s-esque platter of dessert displays that I think had almost a dozen options! These included Apple strudel and Bavarian cream, but I opted for the German chocolate mousse cake. O. M. G. Heaven! Decadence to the Nth degree. It's EXACTLY what you think it tastes like! German chocolate, which is usually darker, made into a mousse. With shavings on top and (I think) an Oreo crust...? But again with the lingonberry jam... I won't hold that against it, though, because truth be told, it kinda needed a little more moisture. Probably a dessert held in a cooler that gets dried out from the refrigeration, but that's pretty typical unfortunately.
So that was the meal. And now for the rest.
Kitschy decor, but cute. Coats of arms from countries across Europe to Russia interspersed with elaborately decorative beer steins on the top of the walls. On one side are paintings of landscapes, presumably from the Bavarian mountains. On the other side portraits of people. Hanging from the ceiling are models of what look like Spanish galleon ships. On the ceiling are lit coats of arms of major German cites.
Music is what you'd expect: polkas, yodeling, accordions, brass and heavy tuba oom-pah-pahs.
There are 70 seats in the dining room, but tonight set up for a large party. I almost got turned away for not having a reservation, and a couple who came after me did get turned away. Make a reservation, especially on the weekends! But you have to call: they are not on Open Table or Resy.
Service was VERY friendly, but not the best from a front of house manager perspective. Only 3 tables in the restaurant when I sat down: a deuce, a 4-top, and me. The server wasn't familiar with the regular menu and had to ask what the sausages were on the sampler I ordered. Twice I had to ask for water in my tiny glass. They rarely cleared anything away. I had to box my own leftovers. My server was also not familiar with their wines, when I asked for something Sauvignon Blanc-style, failing to remember my German wines (bad me, I admit and accept that criticism). Leaning on the empty chair at the table while taking the order.
Overall, a pleasant experience. The food is amazing, the value is incredible, the staff is very friendly when attentive, and the kitschiness is cute if stuck in the 80s. I'd definitely recommend this restaurant as was recommended to me. It's a cute little nugget of DC restaurants that should be better known.