Dan R.
Yelp
Let me just start off by saying - if you are looking to be lazy and order up some serious lunch delivery, look no further than Olive's. Especially if you work in the following neighborhoods:
Anywhere in (the)...
- West Village
- South Village
- Greenwich Village
- SoHo
- NoHo
- NoLita
- Little Italy
Most of (the)...
- Meatpacking District
- Chinatown
- TriBeCa
Some of the...
- East Village (sans Alphabet City)
- Lower East Side
Seriously. Count 'em - twelve hoods! The net they've cast over this huge chunk of Below-14th-St.-Manhattan (see photo) might just be the most expansive delivery jurisdiction for a tiny-ass sandwich place I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of sandwich places. Not to mention, their website is especially easy to navigate if you'd prefer to place an order online. Which also means you don't need to call and talk to anyone, a plus if you generally despise people.
Honestly, once I discovered their delivery prowess, I simply stopped visiting Olive's in person. Sure, it's quaint and cute and country-kitchen-esque on the inside, but it's also cramped as hell come mealtime.
Anyway, now that I've fully convinced you where to order lunch from today, let me give offer you a few sandwich suggestions.
The Ancho Chili Rubbed Steak is not for the faint of heart. Now, it ain't some sloppy sammy the size of your arm (um, but those can be delicious, too, please). Even when you start to unwrap it from the bag, it appears to be half the size of what you thought it was once that last layer of paper's been peeled back. But I warn you - do not underestimate this one due to its small, compact stature. With grilled onions tucked between tightly packed, thinly sliced, peppery steak and oozing jalapeno jack cheese and chipotle mayo, all on a white baguette perfect for palming, this one packs quite the punch. Think of it as the Manny Pacquiao of sandwiches. It'll knock you out before you know what hit you. And then win a Congressional election in the Philippines. This is just how the world of sandwiches (and boxing) works.
Although not quite the indulgent affair of the Ancho-sammy, the Grilled Marinated Chicken Breast is just as delicious. A hearty square of rosemary focaccia, gripping tender slices of anti-biotic and hormone-free chicken covered in that same chipotle mayo and a super fresh tomato, this number can sneak up on you all its own. Except this one's a little more seductive and Spanish about it, more like Don Flamenco from the original NES Punch-Out! than Manny. It'll be easier if you just pretend you know what I'm talkin' about.
Post-Thanksgiving (and other random days throughout the year), Olive's also offers a special sandwich with roasted turkey, gravy, and cranberry sauce. Now it's recommended all the same, however, sadly, I don't have a boxer (real-life or fictional) to assign to this one. It's Thanksgiving-themed. It's not gettin' in a ring of any kind. It's passing out on the couch with its jeans unzipped.
OK, so let's recap. I've decided on your lunch for three workdays out of five, pending specials, (not to mention, providing delightful boxer analogies along the way) and I've managed to find out how you can sit on your ass and not talk to anyone and still have food delivered to you (with good odds your 'hood is covered). Seriously, what else do you want from me? Go order yourself an Olive's sandwich already!