Ryan F.
Yelp
Stopped into On The Rocks on a Thursday evening before heading to a nearby event. I do not believe they serve food, but it is not a place you would really want food from anyway. All I had was a beer before heading to dinner.
Quality
On The Rocks is a dive that has all the bar standards along with a few specialities. I just had a draft beer and it was exactly what you should be ordering. Watching the bartender it was nothing but whiskey rocks and beers.
Quantity
Nothing extraordinary about the pour of beer, but it had the correct amount of head and came out ice cold.
Value
Hard to tell if it was happy hour or if the drinks are just always very affordable. If I had to guess though, I would go with the latter.
Ambiance
On The Rocks is a small dive bar that is half a block off Collins Ave in North Beach. Although you may not be able to see the sign walking down the sidewalk, you can definitely follow the noise and the smokers to the dark and dingy bar, and I mean that in the nicest way possible. The bar is long, but very skinny, with the bar area taking up the majority of the space. They have stools along the bar and then more stools against the wall, but there is no way people could really sit on each side. Towards the back they have a pool table and also a jukebox machine that was a main attraction. The walls and ceilings are covered with a mix of random decorations, my favorite of which was some sort of Halloween demon decorated in a St. Patrick's outfit. They definitely made sure all holidays were represented. The music was surprising when I entered with modern rap, but it soon shifted to classic rock as could be predicted. Several televisions showed a bunch of sports network, but the televisions looked very outdated and were all sorts of random sizes. I will say despite the amount of people smoking inside I was surprised that it was not that smokey or stinky.
Crowd
It is not every bar that you walk in before it is even dark out and the majority of patrons should be cut off. However, not every bar opens at the crack of dawn. It was a very beach bum crowd where most people looked like they spent most of their day drinking on a boat. It was also a crowd of older regulars, at least one of which brought his toddler granddaughter along. If anything the crowd was too friendly, everyone having a bit too much fun for as early as it was.
Service
The bartender was pretty impressive because in addition to making sure every glass was filled, she was smoking, on the phone, and playing pool. Also, her mastery of the crowd was impressive as she was always a step ahead of the drunken patrons who were about to stumble out without paying.
Parking
There is sporadic street parking in the area along with a pretty good sized public lot just a block away. Free parking in the lot after 6pm is also a fantastic deal, unfortunately that may not work for the early morning drinkers, but they probably should not be driving anyway.
Extra
On The Rocks is a standard dive bar with some positives and some negatives. Good prices and the ability to avoid a cigarette smell while allowing inside smoking are pluses. Just know what you are walking into and keep your expectations in line. Worth it for a quick drink if in the area, but not really worth a trek.