One Handsome Bastard Distillery

If I could give more stars I would! We had the best bartender/waitress. We tried a Bloody Mary, dirty martini, lemon drop martini and a mean lady martini (mango with green chili) they were all DELICIOUS! We had the nachos (sorry I didn’t capture the photo) they were good! Our friends had the buffalo chicken sandwich with tater tots, they said it was good too. Highly recommend ! AND they have happy hour Monday - Friday GO!

The Oasis mule and the regular mule were excellent. The Hot Honey chicken sandwich and the Philly cheese steak were also excellent. The server was very pleasant and knowledgeable. Overall it was a great place for lunch.

OMG, so good! Words do now describe the level of service, quality of food and overall experience here. It was so good! I ordered the house burger, avocado, fired onion rings, tomato, lettuce and hun. Just wow, I may date it the best burger of my life - what a place!!!

Listen up foodies—if you’re in Old Town Scottsdale and not hitting up One Handsome Bastard Distillery & Grill, what are you even doing with your life? We started with cocktails that had as much attitude as the name: the Take It Like A Man Marg was smooth but bold, and the Take My Ass to Mexico Marg had us ready to book flights south of the border. The food? Oh, honey, the Big Beefy Mushroom Burger didn’t just bring the beef—it brought the drama. Juicy, loaded, and unapologetically delicious, it’s definitely a two-hand job (and worth every messy bite). And those Garlic Parmesan Wings? Let’s just say they were a finger-licking, garlicky dream, and the house-made dipping sauce had us wondering if they sell it by the gallon. Don’t forget to check out their tasting flights—they’ll take your palate on a wild ride. And before you leave, do yourself a favor and buy a few bottles from their in-house distillery. Trust us, you’ll want to take this Handsome Bastard home with you. This place doesn’t just serve food and drinks; it serves a whole vibe. One Handsome Bastard is as bold, unapologetic, and downright fun as the name suggests. Don’t walk—run!

This is an amazing establishment! They make their own spirits as well as have a full bar and awesome food. A lot of the food is freshly made in house and it’s presented beautifully. Great taste. I’ve come back this place many times. I love it.

Relaxed, cool vibe. Friendly staff. The nachos were phenomenal! Great local distillery interesting backstory. Will definitely be back!!!

We came in a little before they closed last night, not realizing the time. After being told the kitchen had closed we totally understood and started to head out as we were really just looking for a last minute place to eat. The chef ended up coming out and inviting us back in and was so pleasant and kind! Even though we had a minor mishap with an order, the made up for it and went above and beyond to make us feel welcome! Brought out some of their house made lemon cake with an amazing scratch buttercream whipped cream on it, YUM! They were incredible to us and this was by FAR our favorite place we have eaten at during our trip. House made desserts, delicious fudge, the house Gin cocktails, the burgers, my fried chicken sandwich, the hot honey… omg the hot honey was awesome!!!! You guys to NOT want to miss out on this gem in Old Town Scottsdale! I hope to be able to visit again and will definitely be stopping by and I hope that they have continued success. THIS is what customer service is all about! Thank you again to the ladies who were so gracious to us last night!

Total shame I didn't get any pictures of my food, but the hamburger and waffle fries were absolutely to die for. Location was extremely quiet and clean, I will definitely go back.

Perfect Food. Perfect Drinks. Perfect Service. This will definitely be my go to dinner and drink spot when I am in the area!!

Had a great chicken burger on one of the best gluten-free buns I have had at a restaurant in a while, plus a huge side salad. The house made pickles are very good, crunchy and only lightly tasting of vinegar. The vib inside is relaxed yet fun and service was fast and friendly. Come hungry as the portions were large.

A great laid-back spot for drinks and tasty bites! The outdoor patio was a great place for lunch or happy hour. The southwest Brussels sprouts were extremely flavorful and crispy. Such a fun spot!

Delicious & great service! I got the mushroom burger sans the bun and it was cooked perfect, medium to well done! The sweet potato fries were hot & yummy dipped in ranch! The hubs got the Pine Top burger which is a customer favorite & recommended & it indeed was messy & good! He got the french fries that are cut and fried in the shape of potato chips! He says those were absolutely delicious dipped in the aïoli sauce!! The atmosphere is open, clean and full of drinking options since it is also a vodka & gin distillery. We didn't have that for lunch but we'll be back for a tasting for sure! Definitely check this place out! We met the manager/owner- super nice, friendly & welcoming lady!

We came in on a Sunday afternoon and the place is deserted. Good playlist for the music, all the tvs are muted so we can watch what is on or actually talk! Menu is good. We had a green apple, bacon and blue cheese flat bread. The hot honey was just honey with a ton of red pepper flakes, not a fan. We did a flight of 2 gins and 2 flavored vodkas. All were good!

Hey ... this is a nice small batch distillery in Old Scottsdale. Gin and vodkas. I like the blood orange gin and lemon vodka. Maybe just as good as Citron Absolute. They serve food. They have happy hour 4:30 to 7 during the week . Check and make sure for 1/2 off cocktails and $1 off drafts.

We seated ourselves and our server greeted us right away and brought us waters. It was happy hour so we happily ordered our cocktails. The burgers we ordered were huge! The burger was tasty and my tots were crispy. The food came out pretty slow.

So good! We tried many of their drinks (all half off during happy hour!) feminine rage and their espresso martini were our favorites. Their food was also delicious, next time I'd get their sweet potato tots extra crispy. They have games on the tables which is always fun with a group. The service was great as well!

Staff are so nice and attentive! We are visiting from Portland and are trying various places - enjoyed our drinks and meals here. Would recommend!

So much fun!!! This place hits the trifecta! Great service, good food (try the Brussel sprouts with bacon) and good booze!! They make their own Gin and Vodka!! They have margaritas and other mixed drinks too!! Sit outside, eat, drink, and play games!! So fun!! Give it a try!

Great food and hospitality. First time at a distillery. They are proud of their product and should be.

From the outside this place looked like it was going to be a pretty good place to go in and have a meal. Taking a look at the menu it looked like they had some pretty decent choices. Most of us all got burgers, unfortunately almost all of our burgers were undercooked to the point of like the center was raw. I like a medium rare Burger but this was a little bit too much. And my niece actually had to send hers back because it was just browned on the outside. Now this may have been a one-time thing, it may have been a problem for the cook however, when it was all of us I tend to think that it was just bad service.

Cool spot. Loved the ambiance and the big door entrance. They make their own flavored vodka and I also believe gin. Our waitress was super attentive and awesome. I wanted something sweet for my cocktail and she suggested something that was no longer on their menu called the Berry Bliss which was delicious! We weren't that hungry so ordered the pretzels which came out warm accompanied by two sauces. I didn't even try the cheese sauce because the other sauce which was spicy was tasty, We also shared the Spicy BBQ bone in chicken wings which were flavorful. Overall great experience. I need to eat a full meal tho before I give this place 5 stars but overall highly recommend this woman owned and operated business.

Listen up foodies--if you're in Old Town Scottsdale and not hitting up One Handsome Bastard Distillery & Grill, what are you even doing with your life? We started with cocktails that had as much attitude as the name: the Take It Like A Man Marg was smooth but bold, and the Take My Ass to Mexico Marg had us ready to book flights south of the border. The food? Oh, honey, the Big Beefy Mushroom Burger didn't just bring the beef--it brought the drama. Juicy, loaded, and unapologetically delicious, it's definitely a two-hand job (and worth every messy bite). And those Garlic Parmesan Wings? Let's just say they were a finger-licking, garlicky dream, and the house-made dipping sauce had us wondering if they sell it by the gallon. Don't forget to check out their tasting flights--they'll take your palate on a wild ride. And before you leave, do yourself a favor and buy a few bottles from their in-house distillery. Trust us, you'll want to take this Handsome Bastard home with you. This place doesn't just serve food and drinks; it serves a whole vibe. One Handsome Bastard is as bold, unapologetic, and downright fun as the name suggests. Don't walk--run!

Had a great lunch there. Everything we had was top notch. I would highly recommend any time you're in Old Town.

Very fun atmosphere! Indoor outdoor with TVs but it doesn't feel like a sports bar only. Staff was excellent and they have a water station which I appreciate

Half of cocktails during happy hour?? Yes please!! Great service, good cocktails and food, nice casual vibe. We tried 4 of their cocktails off the menu, and all were good. Also ordered brussels sprouts, tater tots, and Thai chili wings, and were happy with it all. Also really appreciated that the owner or manager asked us if we would mind if they put the football game over the sound system since some other patrons requested it...which we didn't mind at all. But super nice to ask! And they didn't blare it like some sports bars, which was appreciated. We will be back for sure!

We came for the happy hour, which is half off all cocktails. I had a Bloody Bastard and the wife enjoyed a lemon drop. The house cocktails were OK, but skimpy on booze. The "bartenders" were very careful with the pours. I would not venture outside the house signature cocktails. This is not a craft cocktail bar. We tried the Southwest Brussels and the garlic parmesan wings. The Brussels were very good. I liked the flavors, but they could have been hotter. The wings were a big miss. The skin was not crispy, and they were swimming in what tasted like alfredo sauce. We tasted no garlic. In conclusion, the price during Happy Hour is really cheap for drinks. The drinks and food quality were commensurate with the price. Our service was excellent, and the facility is average.

One Handsome Bastard Distillery is a great bar and eatery. They make small batch, hand-distilled alcohol. They sign each bottle that goes through the doors. They have Vodka Gin, barrel-aged Gin and Vodka Flavors. The place is very cute, bigger than I thought and very clean. You can sit at the bar or at a table. We tried their gin and thought it was great. We got some to take home. The service was great and fun. These people seem to love their job and that is great to see. All of the alcohol looked great, but we did not want to drink too much so we just stuck with gin drinks and then ate. We all had burgers and fries. They were great and made as ordered. Nothing over cooked here. They have a great bacon burger and their BBQ burger is the best. We also had a simple cheese burger with all the regular toppings and were very happy. There is nice places to walk nearby and we did that for an hour just to make sure our two drinks were out of our system so we could drive. We are so very careful about that. We loved this place.

Great food and drinks! Friendly service. Cool vibe. All food came out hot and was fresh and lots of good flavors. Good sized portions too. We split a bunch of apps and two of us were full. We tried the ceaser salad, pretzel sliders, southwest brussel sprout and plain tots. Parking was easy. We will definitely return soon to try the wings and burgers!!

Fun experience and good drink menu options. Food was tasty but one of our burger orders kept getting sent back as it was too rare. Outdoor seating is lovely!

There is a nice patio and indoor seating. It has a very casual environment which is nice after a long day of walking around in the heat. I ordered the Berry Bliss drink. It included one of their flavored vodkas that is made in house. If you like sweet/fruity drinks, this is for you. It was also very refreshing. I was too early for HH, but it looked like a good deal if you can make it for drinks. Food wise, I built my own burger with Swiss, mushrooms, and bacon. The bacon was so good! The herb aioli made in house was perfect on the burger. I expected the mushrooms to be more sauteed than they were, but it was still good. The burger was well cooked. The service was a little on the slower side. However, the bartender said it was his first day so I'm sure it will get better. I would definitely recommend this bar/distillery if you're in Scottsdale!

This place is amazing!! The servers, food, and the vodka... incredible! Do yourself a favor and get the home made fudge!! Rich... but so good

Food and drinks were delicious. Highly recommend the lemon drop martini! We bought two bottles of their infused vodka to take home with us.

Great location. Super friendly service. Happy hour mon-fri. Mushroom burger was huge with two patties. Great flavor. Brussels sprouts were great appetizer. Philly was ok but peppers cut up too small losing its flavor. Good beer selection. Bloody Mary with their own liqueur was a hit. Easy parking. Place has a great patio and plenty of room inside.

Awesome patio with live music! I got the house margarita and it was incredible!! They add pickle juice and have pickled cucumbers/ jalapeños on top!

Great service, food and spirits! Would highly recommend and will be back next year. Fun sightseeing from patio.

We had their Pumpkin Spice Espresso Martini and the Blackberry Mojito which we both liked. The first Pumpkin Spice Espresso Martini they made me was not very good but they were nice enough to give me a second one which was much better. We also tried the Fried Guacamole which has onion rings, pico de gallo, and jalapeno poppers - we liked this one. Heard they had Sweet Potato Cheesecake so had to have that, it was very good! Highlight was definitely this.

Kind of a limited menu with no real creativity involved. That being said, the pretzels appetizer was nice and hot with obe of the two dipping sauces (honey mustsrd) being better than the other. Inattentive bartender didn't ask me for refill until too late. Good bar name. This location has had at least 6 concepts in the last 5 years.

We stopped in to grab some food because we had done some wine tasting and had a good time here. We ordered the fries and tater tots and both were gone in seconds. I only was able to snap a pic of the Brussels sprouts which were just as good as the fries. They had a liquor flight so we got one of those as well. The servers and host were super sweet and made it a great time!

Loved his place. Great service, great drinks! And we bought t-shirts! We will be back!

What a gem of a spot. Searched for AZ made liquor in hopes of bringing some to friends in Louisiana (who have never been here), and this came up. Service has been top-notch BOTH visits. I ordered the chef burger, and it was fantastic. The tots and house made honey mustard is freaking delicious the atmosphere is nice, large TVs for sports and open air. I purchased a few bottles to go and some shooters. The bags they put them in are hilarious. One said: save water drink vodka, and one said: shut up and fill up my cup!! It's just hilarious. I ordered a to-go of the soft pretzels with beer cheese, my daughter thinks they are the best she has ever had (and she has tried so many places)

Catchy name. Great atmosphere. Poor product. The distillery only offers gin and vodka. May just be too new to serve barrel aged products such as whiskeys. Not sure what their plans are. The flight of 4 of your own selection is the way to learn about their products. GIN The gins were much better than the vodkas in my opinion. The juniper is a bit mild in their gins, which some may prefer and others may be disappointed. VODKA They offer flavored vodkas since plain vodka has no flavor. I tried two of the fruited vodkas, lemon and grapefruit. I don't know how they make them, but it tasted like they simply mixed some fruit juice with the finished vodka. It didn't taste like a tincture which pulls out authentic, rich flavors from the fruits.

We got the bacon Brussels, garlic Parmesan tots, and shared the mushroom Swiss burger. I had an old fashioned and an espresso martini and my honey got a basil drink. Can't remember the name. Food was so so good. Delish drinks! Happy hour til 7:30 and in Scottsdale?! What a steal!!! 12/10 recommend

Stopped in for a quick dinner tonight. Didn't try any of the drinks, but really enjoyed all of the food items that we ordered. We tried the bacon, brussels sprouts, hot wings, Philly cheesesteak, and a build your own burger. Everything was fantastic and it was really good Gastro pub food. Would definitely come back! Service was also excellent!

This place was top notch. I loved the food and the drinks were perfect. Server Rudy was unbelievably charming and witty. I will be back mainly for rudy but how nice is it that great food and a great time comes with it!

Saw great reviews on Yelp and decided to give it a try. It did not disappoint! Outside seating area was nice. Our drinks were fantastic. We had an espresso martini and some mango drink with grapefruit gin. We all got burgers and they were excellent. Super fresh tasting. The fries and sweet potato tots were really good. The service was also great. Everyone was very friendly.

The place was awesome! The staff was super friendly and very helpful with our drink choices. We asked the bartender to make up something fun for us and she hit the nail on the head. Food was great, drinks were awesome, and the atmosphere was perfect. We would definitely come again.

Great spot. The burgers were juicy and cooked a perfect medium rare. The Brussel sprouts with bacon were fantastic! Very flavorful. Enjoyed the flight and the ability to try four different types of their alcohol. The blood orange gin was far and away the best! The lemon and grapefruit vodka were good but I did not enjoy the strawberry vodka. Also had an espresso martini which was very tasty. Service was great and the place was airy with games in the TVs and some great music. We definitely will be back!

Fun! Outdoor seating...Ask about the name story...Just had beer and snacks...Great location

We stopped in here for our first visit today - what a great find! The cocktails are amazing. I had the best burger I've had in a long time (Pinetop Burger), and my wife had a wonderful salad (antipasto dinner salad). Not a long beer list but a good selection. It was very busy so the food took a little bit to come out, but our waitress took care of us, kept waters full and drinks coming, and was super friendly. One of the owners was bussing tables, filling water glasses, and talking with customers. The bar and patio were full and a band was playing outside on the patio. Great vibe, very good food, excellent cocktails, friendly service, and reasonable prices. We'll be back!

Hands down best service and drinks! Went for some happy hour drinks and loved this place ! Def a must see if you are in Scottsdale

The food was amazing! We also got the grilled chicken sandwich, bbq burger, and the pine top burger. Highly recommended coming here! The patio is also fabulous!

Great afternoon for some incredible food, outstanding vodka and a great Blood Orange Gin. WORTH EVERY PENNY Worth a stop.

Food was very good, kinda think bar food, but much better. Service was fast & attentive. Had the mushroom burger, but with chicken, the bun was light and fluffy, chicken tender, super good. Ambiance, well it's in Scottsdale on a 70 degree sunny day, can't say more.

Waitress was like a 8-9% tip worthy but the boooze was nice. Food was good but not Scottsdale great. I'd go again as we had great conversation and think the restaurant enabled that vibe.

We were looking for a place to eat and watch sports. Found this place on Yelp and it got good reviews so we went. Great outdoor seating with views to TVs ( my husband wanted to watch sports). Wine was good, the wings and hummus were really good too. Our server was great. I will say the menu isn't extensive but that was ok with us.

So gotta start off with I totally forgot to grab photo of our salad but honestly the drinks and appetizers were so good I wouldn't have needed the salad. Upon entering we wanted to sit outside but it was kinda windy so Luke our waiter brought us inside. We sat next to the distillery and across from kitchen which was cool. We had a cocktail made with the house made vodka and it was delicious, our some had the wings and really enjoyed them and the wife and I shared the pub pretzels which were out of this world. The pretzels came with beer cheese & honey mustard both house made and amazing flavor. The appetizers definitely better than our entree but we did order a salad lol. Definitely a fun and delicious place to try if in town.

The food and drinks here are amazing the environment is also great with the ability to sit inside or outside. The happy hour half off drinks is great! Definitely check this place out