Jia J.
Yelp
Maybe it was less crowded here than usual last Saturday because of the threatening thunder and lightning storms (that never came, by the way). Still, I think that this beach has been underrated by most of its reviewers!
An incredible journey to the end of the local 6 train line brought us to Pelham Bay Park. So quiet there, and the nearby arboreal Hutchinson Parkway evoked feelings of being on the edge of the countryside (which New England is, in comparison to New York City, at least).
We wanted to catch the Bx5 express bus to Orchard Beach, but the Bx12 arrived earlier, and was essentially the same thing, and there was only one other person on it at noon. The bus took us RIGHT THERE to a beautiful park that opened up to the crescent shore mirrored by an ampitheatre structure that was a home to vendors of butt-font shorts with "Orchard Beach" printed on them, assorted swimwear, and concessions.
One cool thing to know about this beach is that it was artificially engineered in 1936: http://www.lehman.edu/vpadvance/artgallery/arch/buildings/orchard_beach.html
Therefore, it has more of the aspect of a pond or lake, and the waters were super calm. I have no idea how clean or dirty the water is scientifically, but when a plastic bag blew into the water, rowdy swimmers toyed with it only briefly before placing it in one of the numerous yet inoffensive (because they were spotless and empty) wastebaskets peppering the beach. At one point, a cleaning crew also came by, spearing the last few bits of detail on the beach with looks of grim satisfaction on their faces.
Young, cheerful lifeguards in bright orange clothing sat three to a chair, making sure everyone was safe...so the only scary and disruptive thing about this beach might have been the hungry seagulls constantly on the prowl, but mindful packaging of our food kept them at bay. People, don't feed gulls...don't even throw your trash at them; they will be encouraged!!!
Yeah, a few groups were loud - cussing, laughing, flirting, whatever...but where aren't there these sorts of groups? On the whole, this beach was very quiet, and anyway, no one bothered anyone else. There was some "naco" music, but I liked it. I felt like I was in a totally different land, actually. A great and accessible escape from the concrete jungle.