Lisa R.
Yelp
Family celebration trip to LBI. First night there, order pizza and subs to go. How bad could it be? It's pizza! Even bad pizza is good pizza, right?
Wrong. There is Panzone's pizza. Easily, in top three worst pizzas we ever had. We, meaning everyone in our very large family, ranked this as one of the worst pizzas they ever ate. We ordered two different kinds. What kinds? Doesn't matter. It's effing pizza and they screwed it up. The dough tastes like nothing. Literally nothing. It's bland - no spices, no salt, no personality. You put the pizza in your mouth, and your mouth literally wants to reject it, like a baby pushes peas out with their tongue. There is a visceral response you get trying to eat this pizza.
We also order two different types of subs. The one sub, the bread smelled like chemicals. Literally, nauseated to smell the bread! The Italian meats looked like they were the lowest grade. Italian sub suppose to come with oil and it was dry. The cheese on the turkey sub was slimey. Wth.
We also got three garden salads. Nope, nope, and nope. The tomatoes tasted like they were frozen. They used canned everything; nothing fresh.
We all got stomach aches trying to eat this food. And the worst part was that it cost $80! We ended up throwing it out, it was so bad. We now have a new verb for something that gets totally effed up: Panzone'd!