Jj R.
Yelp
The Patio Cafe: A Garden of Discontent
The Patio Cafe, nestled in the Fig Garden area of Fresno, promised a tranquil escape, but sadly, my recent visit fell short of expectations. The ambiance was indeed clean, quiet, and laid-back, offering a pleasant respite from the city bustle. However, the dining experience proved to be a thorny affair.
My "oatmeal," if you could call it that, was tragically dry - reminiscent of an untouched box of instant oats. While the fresh berries offered a glimmer of redemption, the meager portion and the accompanying thimble of milk did little to salvage this culinary catastrophe. It seemed the kitchen staff, and perhaps even our hurried server, overlooked the crucial detail of proper cooking, leaving me with a sad, undercooked bowl of disappointment.
My companions fared no better. Their omelets arrived overcooked, with an unsightly burnt bottom - a clear sign of neglect on the griddle. While the staff exuded a friendly demeanor, their hasty service left us feeling like unwelcome guests, rushed to vacate our table.
Perhaps the most shocking revelation came with the bill. A staggering $59 for a subpar breakfast of oatmeal, omelets, coffee, and tea? Good grief, indeed! This exorbitant price tag certainly did not reflect the quality of the food or service.
The Patio Cafe, while boasting a pleasant atmosphere, failed to deliver on the culinary front. With its dry oatmeal, burnt omelets, hurried service, and inflated prices, it left a bitter taste that lingered long after we departed.
Rating: 1.5 out of 5 stars.