Jeremy G.
Yelp
Part 2:
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Hole 12: 520 Par 5
Garrett likes to call holes 11-13 "Amen Corner," which maybe gives this course a little too much credit (Note: you can find my review of Augusta National by searching through my past reviews). It's a difficult stretch of golf, though. I played two simple irons to get to 160 yards from the hole on my third shot, but then hit my worst ball of the day, a shank duck hook that should have been put out of its misery. Quack. It landed on the other side of the creek on the right, near the 11th tee box. I had a tree in my way on the fourth shot, tried to power the ball through anyway, and I hit a branch. My fifth shot still didn't have a clear angle around the tree, so I could only advance the ball to the side of the green. A short pitch on my sixth shot trickled down to twenty feet below the hole and I two putted for jolly ol' snowman.
Hole 13: 190 Par 3
I hit a nice 5-iron to 25 feet and two putted for par. However, before I played my tee shot, I made the mistake of asking Garrett what club he was hitting, which is a two stroke penalty. So I had to take a double bogey 5.
Hole 14: 484 Par 5
A good drive put me in range to go for the green in two. But I pushed my hybrid approach about 50 yards left of the green. Lucky me, the ball landed on the red tee box of the 15th hole. With a favorable lie, I hit a sand wedge onto the green and two putted for par.
Hole 15: 356 Par 4
Two good shots gave me a look at birdie, but I crushed the putt 6 feet by the hole, and needed to make the returning putt to tie Saoji (it was an important part of the match). But like my ice-veined golf hero Andres Gonzales, I kept my cool and sank the putt for a par.
Hole 16: 155 Par 3
The match was coming to a crossroads on Hole 16, as we were all square on the back nine. Saoji and Matt both missed the green, so the fourball came down to Garrett and I, who were both on the dance floor. But Garrett ran his 35 footer about four feet past the hole, and I hit a nice lag on my 25 footer for a tap-in par. Then Garrett, from the area that he likes to call "the puke zone," missed his par putt and had to surrender the hole and the lead. Andres Gonzales would have been disappointed with the G-man on that one.
Hole 17: 320 Par 4
A creek runs in front and along the left of the green, which takes driver out of play. With a one hole lead, it looked like Matt and I might claim the match a hole early when I hit a 5-iron tee shot to 100 yards away in the center of the fairway. But Saoji hit a wonderful approach to just off the green, Garrett hit his approach onto the green, then I hit a disastrous wedge shot into the creek on the left. Oh no! Don't uncork the Schlitz cocktails just yet, because it looks like I bungled this one and we'd be all square heading to the 18th. But I caught a slight break, because my approach landed on the green side of the creek before kicking back into the water, which meant I was allowed to take my penalty drop on the green side of the hole. I was mad at my 56 degree Cleveland Steamer wedge for the debacle it had pulled on the shot before, but I decided to let bygones be bygones and called upon the 56 degree again for the chip. And boy howdy did he redeem himself, by knocking it straight into the cup for a chip-in par. Garrett and Saoji looked on in disbelief, and Matt did his happy dance by clapping his two gloved hands together like a Gob Bluth rooster, and our opponents were shaken like a Sean Connery martini. Saoji flubbed his chip, and Garrett took his second straight three putt, which handed the match to our beloved protagonists.
Hole 18: 406 Par 4
The match was over, and Matt and I had already cracked our Schlitz cocktails, but at this time a rules official approached me to let me know that the television crew and noticed that on hole 5, the ball had moved when I grounded my club before hitting the ball from the rough. The officials had determined that the club caused the ball to move, which meant I would be assessed a one stroke penalty. This changed my triple bogey to a quadruple bogey, but we had lost the hole anyway, so the penalty did not effect the result of the match.
On 18, I hit a drive to the first cut on the left, hit a nice iron shot just right of the hole. A birdie would've been the sprinkles on top of my Schlitz Sundae, but I narrowly missed and had to settle for a par.
My final score for the day was officially a 94, but with the four penalty strokes for carrying too many clubs, the penalty for asking Garrett what club he was using, the penalty I took when addressing the ball on hole 5, and the octuple bogey on hole 10, it could have easly been 12-14 strokes less.
Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed my review of Peacock Gap. Stay tuned for plenty more exciting golf reviews, like the time Tony Finau took a leak on the 10th fairway at Harding Park, or the time I watched Adam Hadwin try to hand-feed a raccoon.