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So many amazing dishes at Peking QUICK ONE
Don't tick all the boxes, no, you really have to PICK ONE
Afterwards I'll remove my pants and we can have some D*** FUN
Yes, if you haven't noticed, I'm a pretty SICK ONE
I don't service all the girls, in fact, I only LICK SUM
But I'm an expert when it comes to making any CHICK ***
Out of all the fake American Chinese food, I PICK NONE
Unless it's General Tso's as perfected here at QUICK ONE
But the Home Style is what makes me wanna GIT SOME
Three minutes is all I need and to finish up my DISH, DONE!
Then I'll go visit your Mother, cause she likes the BRIT ONES
And sorry but I have to say she really has a FIT BUM
Maybe I will trade her in, and start dating a BRIT MUM
Or maybe I'll try Britney Spears, cause I'm in love with BRIT, YUM
And listen kids, the underside of chairs is not to STICK GUM
Anyway, please come immediately and eat at QUICK ONE
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No matter how many times I come back to PQO, I love it. I love it more, and I love it the most. It's true Chinese food, and made to perfection. If you haven't tried it yet, or haven't explored their home style menu, it's your loss.
So let's talk about sex in public. If you fancy a Quick One, then you need to know that because you're in public, there will always be someone Peking. If you don't mind being watched, then more power to you. However if you have an issue with this, then instead of having sex in public and having someone start Peking at your Quick One, come here and enjoy some amazing, authentic Chinese food. Peking, btw, is the old name for Beijing, the capital of China.
What to order: Spicy Poached Pork, Spicy Poached Fish, Chongqing Chicken
What else: everything.
The food:
PQO is *the* must-try Chinese food in the region, along with China Taste (skip Home Taste). I never expected to find "real Chinese" in Tonawanda of all places.
The majority of clientele are Chinese. And next door is a Chinese Karaoke Bar. That says it all. 2 menus. Americanized, and Chinese. Chinese is the one you should use.
The American menu is the best Chi-Am in town. Cheap prices, enormous portions, everything yummy, and the General Tso's Chicken (I don't usually like this dish) is *phenomenal* here, by far the best I have ever tasted. Good Spicy Chicken, Broccoli Beef, etc. Shrimp Curry is just ok.
The Chinese menu is off the charts. Had 20 or so things so far but I want to try everything. Shredded potatoes are tasty, heavy... not my fave. Twice cooked pork is excellent. Everybody loves it, you will too. The most popular dish with non-Chinese customers. A bit rich and heavy for me to get regularly. Thick, heavily sauteed, wet Chinese bacon. The Pork In Brown Sauce is similar, not as good. The crispy fish is AMAZING (and spicy) off the specials board, I order it quite often & have orgasms. Seaweed soup: fantastic. Onion Beef: salty but very good. Spicy Shrimp: *excellent* Cajun-style and delicious, basically like crawfish, huge portion, juicy, spicy, inside shells.
The real star of the show is Poached Slices Of Pork, or same dish with Fish. A lot of Chinese customers get it. It's an enormous bowl of greasy, spicy, incredible soup filled with veggies, noodles, herbs and delicious pork. You can get it with fish or shrimp too, but Pork Rules. The first 3 times I ate it, I consumed every drop, and it was one of the most amazing things I ever tasted. The 4th time, the owner lady said I'm not supposed to eat/drink the broth, which is grease/oil-based. And instead pick all the stuff out of it. So now I don't drink all the juice. Just most of it.
Owner isn't amazing at customer service, place can be an ice box in winter, but recently expanded so it's more comfy now.
No exaggeration when I say that PQO has (a) the best Americanized Chinese food I've ever tasted, (b) the best and most authentic "real Chinese" in WNY, as confirmed by their mostly-Chinese clientele, (c) excellent value for money, huge filling portions, (d) extensive hours, open on holidays too, and (g) there is no G but G is for AMAZINGLY GOOD.
By the way, I broke up a fight outside this restaurant (there is a good ol' boy bar next door, other side from the Chinese Karaoke, enough said). I did this by driving my car at the fighting people at high speed and freaking them out into running away. I did this because it was 1 guy vs a whole gang of guys, and it looked like they were going to kill him. It worked, what can I say.
And if you ever get attacked by a bunch of guys in Peking, then Kick One. Because he deserves it. However this place is a nonviolent place. It's a public sex type of place. It's a Starlight-in-the-profile-pic type of place. It's one of the best places to eat in the entire region. It's Peking Quick One. Want to peek my quick one?